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Postby ChaosTLW » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:28 pm

Yo mama is so ugly poeple do not like his cheese and GET AWAY FRM THE BOMB GODDAMIT
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Rert » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:35 pm

Yo mama so old her breastmilk turned to powder
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby KnightOfPC » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:49 am

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a school bus drive by, she yelled "Chase that Twinkie!"
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby philli101 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:58 am

Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets, my friend came up with that one
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:51 am

LOL.
Yo mama so big, when climbers look at her they say 'F**k it, i'm climbing Everest instead'.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby CommanderCody » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:12 am

Yo Mama so poor that she lives in a dirt shack in the middle of the road.

btw you cant yo mama me cause I didnt have one-I only had Jango-I miss my dad :(
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby SIMOX » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:55 pm

Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Space101 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:24 pm

SIMOX wrote:Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her.


Wait, didn't you already post that joke or am I being a blondie?
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby SIMOX » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:32 pm

Space101 wrote:
SIMOX wrote:Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her.


Wait, didn't you already post that joke or am I being a blondie?

You probably being a blondie.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Konahrik » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:40 pm

Yo mama so big she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family, even though she's bigger than me!".
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:52 pm

Lolz. Yo mama so fat she floats in a sea of lard.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby CommanderCody » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:36 am

SIMOX wrote:Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her.


Read my post,I dont have a mum.
Insult my dad instead.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:59 pm

Read the thread name. Yo MAMA jokes.
Besides we just pile this place up with mama jokes, not necessarily insulting each other's mamas.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby SICKfudge » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:06 pm

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yeah Cody dont take it so seriously, we are just posting funny(? well sorta) jokes, its not accually anything to do with anyones mum's.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Crenox » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:28 pm

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked at a mirror it broke.
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