Defend the Hill game

[SICKfudge]

Okay, picture a hill, a big hill, yall want to be on the hill.
Say what your gonna attack the hill with to get rid of the previous persons defences (and why it would win) and then say what you are gonna defend with:
For example if the hill was being defended by a snail:
I attack the hill with a hobo, who eats the snail
I defend the hill with a hobo, armed with a rusty tin can
No nukes or Chuck Norris, and your not allowed to do anything that would destroy the hill.

Okay, so lets start with my hobo defending the hill...

[Fleischgeruch]

i call the cops to take the hobo into custody.
I am on the hill now with my police brigade.
Problem?

[darklord120]

i attack the police with riot shield soldiers armed with ak47 and riot shields and totally destroy the police

[gizmoe123]

Considering that Darklord left no1 defending i move up to take the hill with 4 Mikuli's, 20 People with aim bots and Chuck Norris'es Equaly epic Half Brother bob Norris.
and i leave them to defend, building base's while other protected etc.

[Fleischgeruch]

I walk up onto the hill with my free access-the-hill ticket and reside there as a guest.
Over 15 years I creep into the minds of the guardians listed above ^ and due to them being corrupted I start my own rebellion campaign (military coup) and overthrow the leader (gizmoe). The hill and its defendants, are mine.

[swordoflightning]

I walk up onto the hill with my free access-the-hill ticket and reside there as a guest.
Over 15 years I creep into the minds of the guardians listed above ^ and due to them being corrupted I start my own rebellion campaign (military coup) and overthrow the leader (gizmoe). The hill and its defendants, are mine.

phht please i gather the entire emperim of man space marines,imperial guard and the god emperor himself and completly annihalate the forces guarding the hill are the guardians off the halo trilogy

[Varun]

Something tells me you like Warhammer 40k. Ok, I send in 10 mikuli's, ten tgm's and a couple of every other Operator, Admin and Moderator.

[swordoflightning]

i make a volcano that makes a bigger hill and i wait how do you kill the guardians..........anyway i just watch the war with mah sniper shootin' some of 'em noobs

[SICKfudge]

Pickachu! I choose you!
and so now we have a pokemon on a hill. Muwahahaha.

[Fleischgeruch]

First I tunnel under the hill. I change the world into 'territory control' mode and just sit in a hole in the hill while the blue meter reaches the end. Territory mine - I rule the hill in my little cave in the hill while the green scum above has no idea why they lost the hill.

[Uxlay]

Hug all people on hill they fall in love with me mah hill

[swordoflightning]

First I tunnel under the hill. I change the world into 'territory control' mode and just sit in a hole in the hill while the blue meter reaches the end. Territory mine - I rule the hill in my little cave in the hill while the green scum above has no idea why they lost the hill.

i put a bucket on the cave entrence and pour napalm into the cave and change it back to king of the hill and sit on my tower and shoot pickachu

[Uxlay]

But your under my hug spell so u can't do this

[SICKfudge]

But your under my hug spell so u can't do this

Okay, he's just arrived so he would not be under any spells.
Also he has a gun. Im not going to argue with him.

[Fleischgeruch]

I show them all my epic breasts. Even though I'm a guy.
Your whole team falls under my command now. Breasts rule the world, that's final.
Hill is mine.