The boxes of Misterious Mister Mistery.

[ChaosTLW]

You sit in your couch and watch some Fox News because I couldn't think of anything better. yYou are having fun and shit(don't know how), and then you hear a ding at the door. You go open the door. Nobody is at the door. Nobody is holding 3 boxes, and Nobody offers one to you. He describes the contents:

Box nº1: A pet dinosaur(any dinosaur).
Box nº2: A talking banana.
Box nº3: A fake AK-47 that shoots real bullets.
YOCO - You Only Choose One.

Afterwards you create 3 other boxes and the user below has to chose one of them, and continue the cycle.

[JoshuaConcon]

I choose the talking banana because I'm Canadian.
Box nº1: Strength of Chuck Norris
Box nº2: Skill of Chuck Norris
Box nº3: Mind of Chuck Norris
You Only Choose One.

[Ultrayoshi49]

mind, because i would be able to learn the other two
1: infinite noms
2: infinite drinkz
3: infinite drugz

[ChaosTLW]

I pick 3.

Box nº1: The box nº3
Box nº2: The box nº1
Box nº3: The box nº2

[JoshuaConcon]

I pick 3 bcuz favurit numba <3
1: Inf. Beauty
2: Inf. Intelligence
3: Inf. Money

[ThisFrickinSite]

I pick 2. I can get infinite money with that one. I just hope i don't become a world class asshole.

Box nº1: Small device that lets you pause time and stop physics. Physics acts on an object again when you do something to it that requires physics to work. Via buttons on device you can: Revert objects, revert people, revert both, and reset physics.
Box nº2: Small device that lets you see the future.
Box nº3: Small device that lets you peer through your past, rummage through memories, and relive your past. Under un-undo-able circumstances, you can restart your life with memories of your previous one.

[Ultrayoshi49]

box 1, cause why not

1: long painful death
2: short painless death
3: misery and sorrow

[ugotpiez]

Box 2, short and painless ya ya ya ya.

Box 1. My body
Box 2. Someone Else's Body
Box 3. Someone Else's Body.

[TheSifodias]

Boxes 2 or 3.
1. Ring of Chaos: Causes insanity on the user of choice.
2. Hat of Wealth: Turn everything metal you touch into money.
3. SCP-458

[ChaosTLW]

How does the hat looks like? If it is one like the one in my avatar then I will surely take it. If not I still take the hat lol.

1. A galactic telephone that lets you talk to other civilizations.
2. A bowl of pudding.
3. Undetectable h4x0rs for every game in existence.

[razor10000]

I pick 2 for the lulz.

1. Paper
2. Pencil
3. Eraser

lol idk, first time.

[ChaosTLW]

Paper, I can make origami with it.

1. When you open this box you kill Justin Bieber.
2. When you open this box you kill Rebbeca Black.
3. When you open this box you immediatly becomes President of the U.S.A. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for shitty administrations while you're in charge, nor if you get assassinated.

[ZaPhobos]

1, Rebecca has been through enough already.


1:Waffle iron and Belgian waffle batter and chocolate syrup
2:Toaster bread and BUDDER
3:Blueberry pancake batter and a skillet and syrup