The War Game!

[ZaPhobos]

With the fact you didn't go anywhere, I come back and execute you in a revenge killing.


I sit back and eat a waffle.

[iamninja28]

I am the waffle in disguise and choke you from the inside.

I hide in the man cave, and sit around waxing a Lamborghini prepared for a getaway I case trouble comes.

[Venator]

Venator sprays Ninja in his cave (SMG) and steals his car
He hides under a rock

[ZaPhobos]

I'm hunting and looking for food under rocks when...

I see venator and eat him!


I sit back and munch on him.

[Oshawott]

I kill zaphobos while hes/shes eating with the constipator.
I hide in space.

[iamninja28]

I tear a hole in space and you get sucked in, I await on the far side of the moon, in a greenhouse, surrounded by 20ft thick plate metal. Behind a Fallout vault door. xD

[ZaPhobos]

I use my good ole intergalactic rail gun and tear through the whole thing (and the planet) like paper with its superheated tungsten rounds.
Oddly enough, the planet is fine, just not the greenhouse and anything in it.

I hide in a tree.

[iamninja28]

The Keebler elves try to bake cookies in the tree and burn it down, killing you in the process.

I enjoy one of 5 fudge cookies that we're successfully made, poolside. In France.

[ZaPhobos]

The Eiffel tower goes down, thanks to GI Joe shenanegans.



I hide among the rubble.

[aceospades]

Do you mind if I hide with you? If you do, I will shoot you. I'd not, I'll just hide with you.

[ZaPhobos]

Well too bad, there are no teams.

I shoot your kneecaps, and feed you through a meat grinder.

I stand next to said meat grinder.

[aceospades]

I shoot you to death, then call for a helicopter to take me away. And when did I say there were?

[ZaPhobos]

I kamikaze the helicopter with my jet after you get in, killing us both.


FOR HONOR!

[aceospades]

:) Brave, I'll give you that, clever, not so much. :D
I enter spectator mode and watch.

[ZaPhobos]

*Polishes gun*