I can't sir, it's a liquid!

by **ChaosTLW** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:46 am

Ok, I got it. Enjoy your anything.

Bring me some DNA from a Silica-based lifeform outside of the Observable Universe.

by **MrHaaaaaaxFF** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:53 am

OK sir, i got your DNA after a few hundred centuries, so my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand child bring it back here, so enjoy it sir.

by **lolcano98789** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:33 am

Butler, build a scale model of the biggest star in the universe out of lego!

by **razor10000** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:08 pm

Sure thing, sir. I got a team of the World's Best Lego Builders at a Space Command Station working on it right now. It should be done in 5 years. Enjoy, sir.

Butler, bring me a jet that has been disabled by a knife!

by **ChaosTLW** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:27 pm

Okay, here is the video showing me destroying the jet:
Totally not porn
There is a team collecting the remants to bring them to you sir.

I want you to create a new universe using solely this cup of Pepsi.

by **Venator** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:09 pm

I split the atoms of the pepsi with my bare hands till i have enought energy for another big bang
there you go
Butler, please delivier this package of crack,heroin,lsd,speed and meth personly to the policedepartement without getting caught.

by **lolcano98789** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:11 am

Sure thing. I dressed up in a cop suit pretending to be fat (actually the drugs) took a lunch break and delivered it.

Butler, build an ion laser that can destroy planets only using this chicken stock!

by **Venator** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:49 pm

K i went on teh interwebs and swapped the chicken stock for an ionlaser

Butler get me pure C30H30O2

by **jlordo** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:44 pm

Well sir, after searching Google for that shi!t I still have no idea what the h3ll it is so ill kill you so i dont have to get that cr@p. *shoots him in teh face*

by **jlordo** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:45 pm

Butler, figure out what came first, the chicken or the egg.

by **TheSifodias** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:00 pm

Sir, a circle has no beginning, nor does it have an end.

I want you to get a bag of diamonds.

by **Venator** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:22 pm

k i got to africa and let a bunch of poor black guys steal me diamonds from a mine

Butler,unite europe under 1 flag

by **ChaosTLW** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:27 pm

Granted, I go to Arabia, discover a Genius and wish that the Euro Zone was completely bankrupt(more than today lol), then I march with my army of polar viking bears, and then I conquer the entire Europe under one single flag.

Give me access NOW to the Armored Kill, Aftermath and Endgame DLCs, so I can release them to public and GET RICH (feeding a polar viking bear army is expensive, you know)!

by **Venator** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:28 pm

k i hacked diceserver but i got caught and told them u said i should do it.happy 30 years of prison.ill feed your army in the time.
Butler, get me a moneytree

by **dslbis** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:36 pm

Yes sir I put money in a tree and it grows now it's a money tree
BUTLER,give me a free AoS copy NOW

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