Name pun jokes!

[Gorman]

22:41:35 <+gorman_> What did the little green alien (from toystory) who saw himself on tv say?
22:41:47 <+gorman_> teeveemee!


23:48:32 <+gorman_> What was the yaoi series called that involved matt inventing
a time machine so he could go back in time to seduce himself?
23:48:46 <+gorman_> mat^2!


23:46:31 <+gorman_> What did John say when Jack was listing people to invite to
the movies, and Jack forgot to list Terry?
23:46:57 <+gorman_> Oh, and Terry!
23:47:02 <+gorman_> -> Oantteri


23:43:25 <+gorman_> What did Hannibal say to Templeton when he was getting worked
up about someone mentioning Templeton being sexist?
23:43:51 <+gorman_> Be cool Face.


23:41:33 <+gorman_> What did the snail superhero shout when he flew away?
23:41:43 <+gorman_> SLoW|AWAY!!!!



23:40:41 <+gorman_> What do you call someone who always intently studies who the
best players in AoS are?
23:40:54 <+tavamees> stalker
23:40:55 <+USABxBOOYO> topologist
23:41:03 <+gorman_> USABxBOOYO got it!!!



23:39:08 <+gorman_with_hal> What do you call it when aliens randomly abduct you,
and the aliens ride unicorns?
23:39:23 <+gorman_with_hal> an UnrealIncident!


23:38:19 <+fLaMeShOt> What do you get when a ghost rapes a furry?
23:38:30 <+fLaMeShOt> a BOOYO


23:36:59 <+gorman_> What did the detective shout when he saw the Soviet criminal?
23:37:18 <+gorman_> Komrade Freeze!



23:35:57 <+gorman_> What do you call Cthulhu crossed with Chandler?
23:36:14 <+gorman_> EldredChandler!



23:35:08 <+fLaMeShOt> Why did the chicken cross the road?
23:35:20 <+gorman_> Because the flame's hot?
23:35:33 <+fLaMeShOt> Precisely



23:34:39 <+gorman_> Why were the GH staff able to ban all the hackers?
23:34:56 <+gorman_> Because they have Talent!!!



00:01:41 <+gorman_> How did the scottsman describe what he was doing while he
was watching a documentary on sheep?
00:02:04 <+gorman_> "ReubenMcHawk!"



00:04:32 <+gorman_> What was the name of the winner of the 2011 Russian Animal
Ultimate Fighting Championship?
00:05:15 <+gorman_> KommradeKodiak!!!!



00:06:10 <+gorman_> How did the cannibal describe Fleischy when he ate him?
00:06:17 <+Fleischy> meaty?
00:06:18 <+gorman_> "Meaty"
00:06:19 <+gorman_> XD
00:06:22 <+Fleischy> ...
(Fleischy means "meaty" in another language)


00:06:58 <+Fleischy> How do you call a guy who makes jokes out of other people's
names :<
00:07:05 <+gorman_> HILARIOUS
00:07:07 <+ElFizbanio> a bully
00:07:07 <+gorman_> PUNNY
00:07:09 <+Fleischy> yes.
00:07:11 <+Fleischy> exactly
00:07:11 <+gorman_> :(
00:07:21 <+gorman_> T_T


00:07:48 <+USABxBOOYO> What do you call a director for horror movies?
00:08:04 <+USABxBOOYO> gore man


00:09:02 <+gorman_> What is Leonardo of Pisa known as in Mexico?
00:09:18 <+gorman_> ElFibanicci


00:10:36 <+USABxBOOYO> What do you call the syrup that falls off of pancakes?
00:10:52 <+USABxBOOYO> Stack overflow


00:08:16 <+Fleischy> what do you call a guy who has all his settings on 'default'
00:11:37 <+gorman_> Fleischy: Defaulter!!!


00:12:48 <+gorman_> What do you call the best pilot in the whole airforce when
he performs really badly on a test?
00:13:04 <+gorman_> underscore ace


00:18:09 <+gorman_> What do you call an assault rifle made of a lustrous gray
metal?
00:18:21 <+Space`> ...
00:18:22 <+gorman_> CobaltAK


00:22:15 <+gorman_> What did they call the man who was a far better RX-7 driver
than anyone else?
00:22:32 <+gorman_> FD God


00:14:26 <+gorman_> How many name jokes have we told today?
00:14:39 <+gorman_> LotS.

[kmaj]

Why did I miss all of this?
what a Sham

[EldredChandler]

23:48:32 <+gorman_> What was the yaoi series called that involved matt inventing
a time machine so he could go back in time to seduce himself?
23:48:46 <+gorman_> mat^2!

I like this one :D

[Fleischgeruch]

1) It's not 'meaty' it's 'fleshy'.
2) It's German, not some 'other language' that is spoken by an aborigine village or something.
>:(

[Gorman]

Why did I miss all of this?
what a Sham

YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT!!!!

1) It's not 'fleshy' it's 'meaty'.
2) It's German, not some 'other language' that is spoken by an aborigine village or something.
>:(

roger that!

[Ultrayoshi49]

What do you call a website full of people who make jokes of peoples names and is full of 8-year-olds asking for hacks?
ThisFrickinSite

[Fleischgeruch]

Gorman: You should also include that thing you said, with the catzilla-sized Fleischy, in the IRC the other day.

[kmaj]

Make a pun on my name.

[G33KSaraH]

Make a pun on my name.l

[Gorman]

I fleischgeruched my ultrayoshi until I dumped my kmaj on sarah's face.

[ugotpiez]

What did the man who couldn't type try to say when he insulted someone?
You can Gorman hell.

[Gorman]

What did the man who didn't have a spacebar say to the guy working at the pie shop?

ugotpiez

[MrMeow]

Dear god, What have you done Gorman!?
You've created a monster!

On Topic: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.