Defend the Hill game

[iamninja28]

the hill that was mercilessly destroyed by the new guy?

Fine, i go to the local mountain range and capture ALL THE HILLS!
Leaving the previous craterized hill to be defended by Chuck Norris.

[AEM]

the hill that was mercilessly destroyed by the new guy?

Fine, i go to the local mountain range and capture ALL THE HILLS!
Leaving the previous craterized hill to be defended by Chuck Norris.

Chuch Norris MIGHT spare your life now.

[rafcommando1]

I build my own hill... with black jack and hookers... in fact screw the hill

[AEM]

I build my own hill... with black jack and hookers... in fact screw the hill

[razor10000]

I build my own hill... with black jack and hookers... in fact screw the hill

[AEM]

Google what, I don't understand what he's saying.

[aceospades]

Nice, but my platoon of Marines and my vast arsenal of neutron bombs wipe you out. I move in build giant forged alloy bunker built to withstand ANYTHING. Set up plant in bunker to build more neutron bombs. And yes, neutron bombs are legal for this. Hill is defended by my Marines and neutron bombs. I put up a sign, Property of Aceospades. Any one want to make a futile attempt to take it? U.S. Marine Corps, by the way.

[iamninja28]

okay, you waste the US Marines (which are rather useless) and neutron bombs on a hill that was destroyed in a battle along time ago?

Good thing i ran off to the mountains to control all the OTHER hills!
(protected by a combination of Spetsnaz, SAS, Rangers, Spec Ops, Black Ops, Delta team, Air Force Aces, round B-2 Spirit Bombers, Reincarnated deuce SS, futuristic Terminator class Cyborg units, and an array of underground force field EMP/anti matter generators that deactivate anything electronic or mechanic and stop anything manmade or natural that goes through them. (have fun bitches))

[aceospades]

My neutron bombs are planted just outside your shields range, and since they can't stop radiation, everything of yours is wiped out. My Marines move in and build bunkers exactly the same as my other one. I control all hills and the Marines hold them all. By the way, they're all extremely good shots.

[iamninja28]

do you know how a neutron bomb works? it doesnt spread radiation, if it did, it would be an ELECTRON or a PROTON bomb, neutrons are only radioactive in the case of plutonium being present, so your bombs spilled harmless neutrons everywhere? okay, hill is still mine, and even if they did work, radiation cntamination would kill the Marines because only the Army and Air Force have Haz-Op branches with the gear to survive such conditions.
And my shields have anti-matter in them, anything fired at me from outside the shields gets cancelled, only a human army can survive going through the shields, vehicles are shut down and mechanical guns made useless, only men with bolt action guns can pass through. Have fun.
aceospades' faith in the marines and his childinsh toys failed him,
HIll is still mine.

[AEM]

AEM sends Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Terminator, Superman, Jackie Chan, Batman, Benito Mussolini, Darth Vader, Godzilla, Indiana Jones, Shaquille O'Neal, the Hulk, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Agent Smith, Adolf_Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Captin America, a nyan cat, Robocop, every single power ranger, Captain Kirk, Neo Anderson, The Rock, Doc Ock, Spiderman, Iron Man, Lo Pan, Theodore Logan, X-Men, Bill Preston, Mr. Rogers, Robin Hood, Optimus Prime, The Blue Meanie, Abraham Lincoln, and every single member of the <@> clan, the Black Widow, the Fantastic Four, ninjas, Cowboy Curtis, a rail gun, all the nukes in the world, a black hole, a supernova, dark matter, a single atom of antihydrogen, AND a feather to the hill.

[iamninja28]

AEM, you didnt read the rules, no people like Chuck Norris, and no radiactive substances like Nukes or atoms, so AEM is banned and the hill remains mine.

[AEM]

Have it your way then. AEM sends Bruce Lee, Terminator, Superman, Jackie Chan, Batman, Benito Mussolini, Darth Vader, Godzilla, Indiana Jones, Shaquille O'Neal, the Hulk, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Agent Smith, Adolf_Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Captin America, a nyan cat, Robocop, every single power ranger, Captain Kirk, Neo Anderson, The Rock, Doc Ock, Spiderman, Iron Man, Lo Pan, Theodore Logan, X-Men, Bill Preston, Mr. Rogers, Robin Hood, Optimus Prime, The Blue Meanie, Abraham Lincoln, and every single member of the <@> clan, the Black Widow, the Fantastic Four, ninjas, Cowboy Curtis, a rail gun, a black hole, a supernova, dark matter, AND a feather to the hill.

[fLaMeShOt]

I load the hill with dynamite and blow everyone on it to kingdom come.
I then proceed to to set gates around what's left of the hill. In order to pass this gate you must agree that today is opposite day.
Therefore so that I know you have agreed that it is opposite day you must shout up to me on the hill "It's opposite day!"
and I shall open the gate and kindly step down.

Have fun getting past my paradox bitches.

[AEM]

Bruce Lee, Terminator, Superman, Jackie Chan, Batman, Benito Mussolini, Darth Vader, Godzilla, Indiana Jones, Shaquille O'Neal, the Hulk, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Agent Smith, Adolf_Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Captin America, a nyan cat, Robocop, every single power ranger, Captain Kirk, Neo Anderson, The Rock, Doc Ock, Spiderman, Iron Man, Lo Pan, Theodore Logan, X-Men, Bill Preston, Mr. Rogers, Robin Hood, Optimus Prime, The Blue Meanie, Abraham Lincoln, and every single member of the <@> clan, the Black Widow, the Fantastic Four, ninjas, Cowboy Curtis, a rail gun, a black hole, a supernova, dark matter, AND a feather totally destroyed you and the what's left of the hill before you began your "paradox."