Niaska, you are quite simply the surliest, grumpiest bastard I've ever met in my entire life. What's is gonna take to make you crack a farking grin, dude? What's your deal? Mom jokes? Dead baby jokes? Pwning noobs? With this preamble, I introduce:
The "Free Cookies for the Person(s) who Makes Niaska Crack a Grin" game!
Rules are simple. Make Niaska grin. Get cookies.