Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[Altoids]

Granted, but we're too nice to each other, and we self-destruct into a worldwide civil war (for some stupid reason) and humanity is permanently destroyed.

I wish I was able to skip my AP finals.

[hindos]

Granted, but then you failed life and became a household cleaner

I wish everyone had equal paygrades no matter what their job is, but still have incentive to get 'higher-jobs'.

[ugotpiez]

Granted, you decide to move to a communist country.

I wish you didn't wish a wish with a simple solution.

[hcxangel]

Granted but nobody will have a solution
I wish God exist. Implying God is Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscient. Think before you answer

[hindos]

Granted, but god exists harmonicly not physicly

I wish god would hear my prayers

[hcxangel]

Granted but the guy called god can't response your prayers
I wish a best answer

[hindos]

Granted, but you asked the worst question.

Also ugotpiez i do live in a communistic country ... XD

I wish someone would finally find a perfect blend between communistic features and capatilistic ones to create the ultimate society!

[RonPaul]

Granted, but stalin came back to life to create a dictatorship again..
I wish caek dat wuz guud

[hindos]

Granted, but caek the supervillian crushed you. Bad grammar bites u in back later

[RonPaul]

G4Zt3d, T3H N*U13 lulz_
caek?! =DDD

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but I steal it.


I wish for MOAR CAEK

[RonPaul]

T3h F@^Kn N"U13z $t341 31t
F5rU*1T C4E*k

[razor10000]

Granted, but I steal it.


I wish for MOAR CAEK

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I was at school right now (jks).

[ugotpiez]

Granted, turns out you weren't joking and ended up being stuck in Science class with loads of homework.

I wish you didn't ask such a stupid question.

[razor10000]

Granted, but you're too late.

I wish I wasn't Asian (jks).