Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[razor10000]

Granted, you now speak Jiberish.

I wish I never had the Kinect.

[hindos]

Granted, but it couldn't stand being left alone and gained sentience and killed you in a horrible way.

I wish humans were all monkeys(planet of the apes!)

[razor10000]

Granted, but they got pissed and are trying to kill you.

I wish I can go shoot a gun some day.

[Aakash]

Granted,but then when you shot a gun all of it's gun friends got angry and bombarded you with bullets.










I wish that someone could read this message: ipumampumawesomepum (haha NOW try and do something bad to me. This is NOT part of the secret message)

[hcxangel]

Granted but that "someone" died after reading the message.
I wish ALL the good

[ElFizbanio]

Denied,for the lolz
I wish to ride a unicorn to the end of the rainbow!

[MynameisPWNED]

Granted but the rainbow disappears and you and the unicorn fall to your death.

I wish the next person to read this would Fallon love with his
Computer screen.

And you can not say that I read it

[Blade10000]

Granted, but we broke up.

I wish people knew i was razor10000.

[hcxangel]

Granted but nobody cares
I wish the .GIFs don't exist, they are annoying.

[RonPaul]

Granted, except my sig is perma..
I wish my favorite dog Frosty won't die tonight. He is in a very near death behavior and his laying down and very skinny from heart disease... I'm not even joking.

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but he was trying to alert you that an earthquake was going to happen so you both die.

I wish facebook wasn't so messy. Seriously, just created an account there and I cant find shit there.

[RonPaul]

Granted, but then you are sent a PM. Which reads: SHALL WHO INSERT THE PICKLE SHALL BE AWARDED THE MAYO: Then somehow u grow 3 penizes that squirt cum everywhere that eventually everyone drowns except you. Luckily u swim to the top & an alien picks you up and brings you to planet BALLZ. There you get super horny and impregnate the Alien King's daughter Tittizex which creates a giant 5 mile high creature that chucks you to planet BEN. There you meet a sponge named bob that forces you to eat snailfood and ties you up in his closet for a daily rape. You eventually break free..then you wake up from your dream to realize you are a tiny worm on Planet DERP and you were just humping another alien worm.

I wish I had 3 more wishes that can never bother me or cause bad..

[Aakash]

granted but then you got a FOURTH WISH! and the fourth wish caused you SO MUCH BAD that u died











I wish that i get unlimited wishes that cant do ANY sort of harm 2 me

[RonPaul]

Granted,But you are put in a safety box forever were you can't move so you feel no harm

I wish for a blade of grass that is made of plastic and is harmless and is inside a vault, and the vault is INDESTRUCTIBLE AND NO ONEZ CAN GET IN!or out. And im not in it! =D

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but then you are sent a PM. Which reads: SHALL WHO INSERT THE PICKLE SHALL BE AWARDED THE MAYO: Then somehow u grow 3 penizes that squirt cum everywhere that eventually everyone drowns except you. Luckily u swim to the top & an alien picks you up and brings you to planet BALLZ. There you get super horny and impregnate the Alien King's daughter Tittizex which creates a giant 5 mile high creature that chucks you to planet BEN. There you meet a sponge named bob that forces you to eat snailfood and ties you up in his closet for a daily rape. You eventually break free..then you wake up from your dream to realize you are a tiny worm on Planet DERP and you were just humping another alien worm.

I wish I had 3 more wishes that can never bother me or cause bad..

My eyes just exploded from the sheer amount of random and wtf on this post.