Facepalm moments

[bman7]

Post things that have happened that just make you want to facepalm.

I was playing on Anticbridge, when my team-mate got the intel, and I was covering him. But then he just walks straight off the edge into the water!

[HoboHob]

On pinpoint 1ctf. A teammate grabbed intel, but ran straight into the enemy. And died.. But we got intel back fortunately.

[MoleMan]

Hard to pick just one moment. I guess yesterday on LDR's random server, there were 3 individual blues digging from their tent to the center of the map. I was playing green. I killed one, and plugged the entrance to his hole from the blue side, and he started digging another one, parallel to the first.

[Venator]

randompolak1: kto polak
5 secs later
randompolak2: kto polak
10 secs later
randompolak3:kto polak
5secs later
randompolak1:kto polakk ?!?!??!
5secs later
Brother.UMad: *facespade*

[demo123]

Server: Shams Little Pony
Map: New Forts i belive

A guy asked how to aim in this game.

[Tank]

Quite a while back I remember a watching a Deuce9 on a server hosting 'Bridgewars'. He was doing pretty dumb things and at one point he was standing on top of the tunnel, made a line of blocks to get to the main bridge, but it didn't quite reach, so, he ended up just walking off the side and died in the water, definitely a facepalm moment and it was hilarious to watch.

[Speshul]

Any time some random deuce happens to pick up the intel during a team-rush and doesn't realize it, so he just runs FURTHER into enemy territory.

[Altoids]

That one time when a Brazilian kicked me off his server (don't ask how I got on there without lag) for capturing the CPs 3 times in Territory Control. Apparently, after an argument with the OP of the server, he started spamming Portuguese that roughly translates into the fact that he doesn't know what Territory Control mode is.

[Space101]

Deuce6: hoe do i cahnge my name?
Space: Read the readme file
Deuce6: im dyselictic
Space: *facepalm*
* Deuce6 has left the game.

[deltalead]

where the hell is aloha servers

[tunaspirit]

some guy asked on a server:
"on what server am I?"

[Seabert]

In babel, people grabbing the intel and then jumping off on the enemies side of the platform...

[bman7]

In babel, people grabbing the intel and then jumping off on the enemies side of the platform...

I've seen people do things like Speshul said but I haven't seen that...

[Leonzable]

When people on babel get cocky and decide to spawn snipe the enemy team from the platform instead of taking the intel back, then they get headshotted.

[Influx]

I'm creeping up on an enemy, spade in hand.
Enemy runs away.
I chase them.
Enemy hears my footsteps, turns around and says "hello" to me with bullets to my face.
I die.

/headdesk