Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[TheVirgo]

Granted, but you now find that you are eating your own intestines.

I wish everybody had good spelling and grammar on the internet.

[JayKay2532]

Granted, however, everyone's good spelling makes the Internet boring because bad spelling was the rage.

I wish AoS would get a new update soon!

[DoomSplitter]

Granted, but the update removes building and promotes fast-paced CoD-styled gameplay.

I wish I wouldn't rain today.

[hindos]

Granted, but you said I... so you stopped crying

I wish I had some loyal minions whom do everything I bid them to do, they should be supah cute , nice, and good :D

[bov930527]

Granted, but the entire population of Earth has changed to those things and now you have no "normal" person to talk to.

I wish I understood math better.

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

Granted, but math don't want to make you understand.

I wish i have a supah powerful computer, with best programs ever created in it :D

[DoomSplitter]

Granted, but the computer has no gui, and can only run scientific programs.

I wish I hadn't almost forgot to wish for something.

[shooter123]

Granted, but you have nothing left to wish.
I wish I have all Taylor Swift Album.

[Altoids]

Granted, but after listening to them for over a course of 10 hours straight, your ears start to bleed and you die.

I wish I had a better desktop and laptop.

[hindos]

Granted, but you downloaded a virus and they exploded

I wish I had more hugz

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but it is a bear hugin you.

I wish I could be the first on a human colony on mars.

[Altoids]

Granted, but it is a bear hugin you.

I wish I could be the first on a human colony on mars.

Granted, but all of the pressure on mars compresses you into nothing but a ball of skin.

I wish AoS .80 came out sooner.

[hindos]

Granted, but due to time pressure from people like yous you only got a slight sprinting tweak

I wish I could understand puny human 'moralities'...

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but you realize how stupid it is and suicides.


I wish I had a real fedora, not a shitty fake hat.

[razor10000]

Granted, but you threw your old one away when someone on eBay was willing to pay $1,006,568 for it.

I wish my ping in-game wouldn't always be over 300.