Hello, today we gather to pay tribute to a mighty hero.
Today was the day Mikuli sacrificed himself to defend the beaches of Omaha from the Imperial Penguins.
In the IRC, this day was somewhat celebrated and embraced among thousands. He will remain in our hearts as... Well, Whatever you wanna call someone who saved our way of life from Imperial Penguins. Anyhoo, tears were shed, people cried, some even sacrificed themselves in the name of our savior. But, all was not as expected, as we soon faced a new problem, one that would uncover the true meaning of why this happened...
Here's the full story. ( Recommend reading this while listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo__1A-XR0c For l337 Effect )
Nineteen, 1864. The Imperial Penguins marched into Omaha with 'dar ATAT Machines. It was a breathtaking view, but a frighting one. The Penguins fired and destroyed all in their path, no mercy to be seen, nor' shown...
Mikuli did his best to stop the Penguins from taking the beach. He spotted a young lad, wounded. He was about to be stomped on by an ATAT. Mikuli knew what he had to do. He ran towards the ATAT, but he tripped! Bam! Into the ATAT he went, knocking it over, thus crashing it into nearby ATAT's, destroying the Penguins!
The young lad was amazed and frightened. Mikuli was proud of himself. Playing some music, he danced in joy. But out of the corner of his eye, Mikuli saw a shadowy figure walk through a blazing flame. The lone figure stopped and stared at Mikuli. Mikuli responded with the same, cold expression.
Mikuli yelled at the lone figure '' Who r u, newb". The lone figure responded ''The past!" as a bullet whirled into Mikuli. Stunned, he fell over, grasping his wound, ''Who, why did you do this?! Who sent you?! '' He asked.
The lone figure walked towards the hurt hero, dropping a picture. The picture shocked Mikuli. ''No...NO!" he yelled.
''YES," said the Lone Figure. Mikuli couldn't believe his eyes. He denied the fact, tried to ignore it, tried to fight it... But he couldn't. ''No...Why? Why did you do this?"' said Mikuli.
The lone figure grinned as he aimed his pistol at the hurt hero. ''Think of it... as a favor." The gun fired. Mikuli's head exploded, glitter and blood was everywhere.
His last words... ''I didn't mean to bring back the Pickaxe!''
BOOYO smiled and walked away.
And that's what happened. It was all linked to Mikuli's decision to bring back the infamous removed weapon and BOOYO's
correct denial of its existence.
Thank you. ''Tear Drop''