Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[JayKay2532]

woah hang on, didn't get that ^^^^^^ in time...

[hcxangel]

Granted, but you got an android giant sandwich.
I wish a world without griefers

[razor10000]

Granted, but got carried away and accidently build a building so high, it goes up to Outer Space and you eventually die of lack of oxygen.

I wish I didn't have a fish tank.

[JayKay2532]

Granted, but you need one to survive and then you die.

I wish my door would get a new handle(there isn't one!).

[razor10000]

Granted, but it's huge and your door breaks.

I wish I had a growth spurt.

[Snowy]

Granted.

I wish I had the same.

[DeKU]

Granted, but the only thing that grows is you head so now you have a 100000cm head but a 1cm body you cant see

I wish i could get the golden bat in wii basball

P.S just got my wii friday and its pissing me off ;(

[USABxBOOYO]

Granted, but then the Wii U comes out and your Wii is obsolete.

I wish I could pet a wolf without being physically harmed by it.

[TheSifodias]

Granted, but it turns out it was infected with severe rabies.
I wish I had an A in all my classes.

[Varun]

Granted, but the school bullies flag you as a nerd and flush your face in the toilet.

I wish I could have every Matthew Reilly book.

[Serious2]

Granted, but your mum hates him so burns the book/s

i wish i could destroy ace of spades haters

[razor10000]

Granted, but all the people related to them try to find revenge on you.

I wish the Xbox 360 would stay at least 3 years longer, despite it being released all the way back in 2005.

[Varun]

So you dont want xbox 720?

[KnightOfPC]

(Completely ignoring Varun, derp)
Granted, but the warrenty for the Xbox exploded and now you cannot fix it.

I wish there was porn on youtube. (Derp)

[Altoids]

Granted, but Rick Santorum bans it from youtube.

I wish CoD kids were less annoying.