Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[ChaosTLW]

Granted.

I wish I had MOAR COOKIES. GODDAMN THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH OF THEM

:o ur so devious !
Commande you didn't make a wish but you were wiped out of existence as the universe adjusted and corrected this anomaly in time, space , and wishdism.

I wish I could meet the pope and give him a hug, he looks so serious!

Granted, but he excommunicates you.

I wish I had a Siberian husky/wolf hybrid.

Granted, but your neighbour gives he some high-quality meat and commands him to kill you and take leadership of the wolfpack.

I wish I actually studied for the hard-as-fuck math test I have tomorrow isntead of messing around in SLAB6 trying to make some ironsights.

[DoomSplitter]

Granted, but you failed the test anyways.

I wish college reports didn't suck.

[HaloWarLord711]

granted,but now they blow.


i wish more mature people played games

[razor10000]

Granted, but then the kids died of gaming famine.

I wish Halo overtook Call of Duty's sales.

[CommanderCody]

Granted,but then angry COD kids kill you.

I wish Obi-wan was still with us :(

[HaloWarLord711]

granted but he is a zombie

i wish the mature people only played games,and annoying kids didnt

[DoomSplitter]

Granted, first person shooters are deemed too "immature", the only game anyone plays anymore is chess.

I wish I could have seen my girlfriend twice this week.

[HaloWarLord711]

granted,but the only times you see her is when she gets hit by a truck,and at her funeral

[JayKay2532]

granted,but the only times you see her is when she gets hit by a truck,and at her funeral

Please make sure you add a wish to your comment. How would I continue from it then?

I wish the Ace of Spades play page had a 'choose country' option. This would help me because I waste time finding the right server to connect to.

[razor10000]

Granted, but your internet spazzed and the servers become really laggy for you.

I wish I was infected by the Flood.

[Altoids]

Granted, but a doctor cures you after capturing every flood zombie.

I wish AoS had a pistol sidearm.

[bov930527]

Granted , but it has no bullets.

I wish to do headshots whereever I shoot on AoS.

[Altoids]

Granted, but you accidentally headshot yourself.

I wish my pistol had bullets.

[HaloWarLord711]

granted but you always get banned for aimbot

i wish all the stupid people of the planet died

[Altoids]

Granted, but then you have no stupid people to troll.

I wish I aced my next school final.