GREEN ARMY RECRUITMENT CENTER

[TheOperator]

Maybe ill upload more later

[demo123]

Shit greens are jerries afterall.Or soviets.

[NotADeuce]

Yet again, the greens mind-controlling progaganda seems to miss the concept of our efforts.
Blues belive in a new utopia, a world where citizens can live in peace with one another, a world where diseases are curable thanks to the blues fantastic scientists.
Yet the greens want to throw all this away, they insist on there so called "Freedom".
Is a world where you can't control the economy "Freedom"? Is a world where people walk the streets in fear "Freedom"? The greens can't control Blockistan, it would be an apocalypse if they did.

Our blue friends are as mistaken as ever. My brothers, the only thing we have to fear is oppression. The only way to control the economy is to put one's hands around its throat and squeeze it dry. They think they can control this nation? Ha! It was their deranged attempts at control that started this war in the first place! Thus, I ask you, is a state in which the government hunts and kills its own citizens "peace"? Is a land in which people live under the heel of oppression, with their wealth, their jobs, their land, their voices, even their families stolen away and squandered "utopia"? My friends, we know that freedom is not a delusion. The blues cannot win this war. They will run out of soulless pawns long before we run out of men who refuse to be slaves!

[Tigershield]

Greens are the finest soldiers there are. We greens shit on there face. They clean our latrines, and that's the only thing they are good in.Oh wait they are good at surrendering to!

We greens will walk in line to there capital.

o/ o/ o/

[Frostified]

Yet again, the greens mind-controlling progaganda seems to miss the concept of our efforts.
Blues belive in a new utopia, a world where citizens can live in peace with one another, a world where diseases are curable thanks to the blues fantastic scientists.
Yet the greens want to throw all this away, they insist on there so called "Freedom".
Is a world where you can't control the economy "Freedom"? Is a world where people walk the streets in fear "Freedom"? The greens can't control Blockistan, it would be an apocalypse if they did.

Our blue friends are as mistaken as ever. My brothers, the only thing we have to fear is oppression. The only way to control the economy is to put one's hands around its throat and squeeze it dry. They think they can control this nation? Ha! It was their deranged attempts at control that started this war in the first place! Thus, I ask you, is a state in which the government hunts and kills its own citizens "peace"? Is a land in which people live under the heel of oppression, with their wealth, their jobs, their land, their voices, even their families stolen away and squandered "utopia"? My friends, we know that freedom is not a delusion. The blues cannot win this war. They will run out of soulless pawns long before we run out of men who refuse to be slaves!

Bah! Don't make me laugh!
"Hunting Down" and "Killing" our own citizens? What kind of messed up Blockistan do you come from?
The Citizens are the MOST important thing, we would never hunt down and kill our own citizens! We were at peace before you greens disagreed with one of our new laws on coloured toilet paper (WE WANT GREEN! you cried).
We are aiming to usher in a new generation of jobs for the citizens, you barbaric greens disagreed with this idea, and rebelled. You found it unfair that after years of trying, you didn't get a a job, but for others, earning money would be easier.
Soulless pawns? We have an army of men who are committed to help save their country, who believe in peace, who believe in prosperity. But you on the other hand, your army IS full of slaves, children abducted from their families who are forced to fight against their kin, Brothers made to fight Brothers, Sisters taken and forced to do hard labor because greens are not diplomatic enough to handle themselves, Mothers taken and used for sexual activities. All for an army that has no goal nor aim.
You may want to keep fighting, but do note: You are fighting yourselves.

[Frostified]

Greens are the finest soldiers there are. We greens shit on there face. They clean our latrines, and that's the only thing they are good in.Oh wait they are good at surrendering to!

We greens will walk in line to there capital.

o/ o/ o/

Don't forget that greens are useful at building useless shit around the map and missing their targets.
Blues are fighters. We fight we cause, to the death if we have to! We never surrender and we always have a plan.
BTW, you didn't finish making that dick in B4.

[NotADeuce]

Bah! Don't make me laugh!
"Hunting Down" and "Killing" our own citizens? What kind of messed up Blockistan do you come from?
The Citizens are the MOST important thing, we would never hunt down and kill our own citizens! We were at peace before you greens disagreed with one of our new laws on coloured toilet paper (WE WANT GREEN! you cried).
We are aiming to usher in a new generation of jobs for the citizens, you barbaric greens disagreed with this idea, and rebelled. You found it unfair that after years of trying, you didn't get a a job, but for others, earning money would be easier.
Soulless pawns? We have an army of men who are committed to help save their country, who believe in peace, who believe in prosperity. But you on the other hand, your army IS full of slaves, children abducted from their families who are forced to fight against their kin, Brothers made to fight Brothers, Sisters taken and forced to do hard labor because greens are not diplomatic enough to handle themselves, Mothers taken and used for sexual activities. All for an army that has no goal nor aim.
You may want to keep fighting, but do note: You are fighting yourselves.

It seems that our blue friends are expanding their horizons. They now practice not only foolishness, but blatant hypocrisy! Slaves, you call us? The reason we cast off our blue uniforms in the first place we knew that the government had no business telling us what to say, what jobs we could and couldn't take, what clothes we could wear, and least of all, what colors with which we could wipe our bottoms. What gibberish talk is this of children abducted from their families? That is exactly what you did. As soon as the bullets started flying, you drafted thousands of citizens and did exactly what you accused us of; forced them to burn their own villages and kill their own brothers. It comes as no surprise that as soon as they reached the front lines, they defected in troves. Entire units joined our cause and remain loyal to this day! And what of our army's lack of goals and aims? You know none but what your superiors told you. "Obey and submit," they said, "for that is the only way to peace". Nonsense! Peace can only be attained through the installation of a government that does not rule the people, but is ruled by the people. Prosperity through peace, peace through freedom. That is our objective. We know what we want and we will get it, no matter how many blue-clad imbeciles must die for the cause.

Besides, why are you so obsessed with us building penises anyway? Are you curious to know what real ones look like?

[Frostified]

We got to write this stuff down :P
I suggest we add a new section to the wiki Entitled "Lore".

[KingofRats]

I build a tank for green army!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7581/cli ... 062667.jpg
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1793 ... 062259.jpg

[NotADeuce]

We got to write this stuff down :P
I suggest we add a new section to the wiki Entitled "Lore".

I concur. Let's make this shit canonical!

[Tigershield]

Would be great to make a lore section.It will will fuel the hate even more between blue and green. That means that we have good roleplay

GREEN ftw

[beagle]

GREENS SHALL CRUSH THE BLUE OPPRESSORS

[Leonzable]

Greens:
Builders who can't aim for shit
Blues:
Tunnel diggers and noobs
What side will you choose?

[colevanrxe]

GREEN ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! those pics were cool,but what the hell was the communist united movement photo?!

[razor10000]

I shall swear allegiance to Green and destroy every blue scum that stands in my path!

Death to the Blues!