t'was just a normal day when...

[TheKurt009]

Its noon, a perfect time to spend the day at the beach.i got everything i needed. when i arrived, people are staring at the coastline. its like theres something. what i saw is just a dead shark by the deep water. well, deep enough to submerge me. with a paddle i borrowed from the fisherman, i went nearer. it seemed to move, i thought its dead?. i was about to poke the fin, but before the paddle could even touch it, it jumped out from the water. it almost hit me. could this be?! struck with amazement, it looks like a wyvern, hell, it IS A WYVERN!. its back is camoflauged to resemble a shark. all my monster hunter fantasies have come true! with its cover blown, it ran to land. people ran with panic including me.this giant wyvern is angry.I DIDNT BRING ANY POTIONS NOR ARMOR! lol jokes aside, with the paddle still in hand, i held it like a longsword. being fond of that weapon, its really my first pick in any situation. but since its real life i really cant lift a greatsword nor a hammer. the wyvern, which i will now
call "shark plesioth" searched for the guy that was about to hit him. obviously that would be me. no one can help me now, running away is worse. it has 6-foot long feet! why do you ask?! since i would go down anyway, i'll do it with a fight. before it did a bite attack i quickly did a backhop which is only exclusive in real life cause im using a longsword, ironically its not sharp nor long. i did an unsheathe attack on its nose which obviously bounced. duh! its sharpness is below red! zero flat! not bringing anything to help me now, no whetstone, sonic bomb, not even potions! ohmigawd! good thing i just ate meaning my energy is high. i quickly rolled below it (would you look at that! i can roll!) not an easy feat since its the first time i did it. i did a horizontal swipe (not backsweep) on its knees as hard as i can. the paddle vibrated pain on my hands. whose side are you on paddle?! thinking its neck might reach and bite my torso of, i rolled on my right side. yay! this unflinching wyvern turned to face me
in a split second. before i can even press x i mean roll myself out of danger (sorry just got carried away), my weak knees quickly fell (y u no strong! knee?!) it did a bite attack again inches above my head biting off the coconut tree completely. thank you knee! i stood up yet again to hit his eyes only to hit his lower cheek bone. stupid short paddle. with a follow up combo, i did an upwardspin attack much like the sns's roundhouse only to barely hit his right jaw. because of the short reach, great recoil and poor blunt force, i changed my battleplan to targeting his lower neck. which appear softer than any part of the body. softer means greater damage and less recoil. less recoil means less pain which again means ease to which finally branches to becoming attacked resolutely. do the logic. i noticed the wyvern doesnt do any tailsweeps. so before doing a claw slash i rolled once more behind him and attack his butt and lower back. which to my surprise he did a 180 claw swipe. i quickly put my guard up shattering the paddle in two. and no! im not gonna try to do a dual sword stance! after what it did, i realized that this is a real live wyvern which means its attacks wont be the same. same for the animations meaning if it put its head back it might taunt or prepare for a claw. defenseles, i backed away. it gave a chase with tackle like a train ramming everything in its path boats and huts alike. only wider. i jumped away doing the superman dive :yaoming:. scary i know. someone yelled at me to turn my back and he gave me a katana.

"wait what did you say? katana?"

yes

although not long enough, its still a katana meaning its sharp as hell. think of it as a shorter version of iron katana. i grinned :fuckyeah:. recovering after traintackle i rushed to take advantage of his recovery. i did an unsheathe attack on the base of its scaly tail. it bounced off, not what i expected though the pain on my hands is less, i guess it'll do. thinking it'll do the same attack it might do again. i rolled under his stomach.

it did. good thing i rolled else i'll see my guts spill out. i tried to stab its stomach, failed. its scales even get to the stomach area. now what i hope for is to let its head to lower down so i can reach it. after a while of dodging claws and teeth alike, i managed to get its head lower down but not its neck( if i havent told you before, its neck is long and slender) how you may ask? i rolled to his bite attack. then the moment comes! i stabbed it under its head with all my might. for a more detailed description, its the skin just under its tounge. the sword cut deep to the handle. i smiled, but then again i cant pull out the sword. if it decides to claw me im doomed. overflowing with pain, it uttered a sharp cry and raised its head high. still holding to the sword i was carried 15 feet into the air. it waved its head left and right, pulling out the sword inch by inch till one strong jerk to the left sent me airborn to the sea. i sheathed it on air. for if i were to fall on my sword im wyvern food and limbless. panting, i quickly ran to land because a fight in the water is a fight i cannot win. i prepared my blade. unsheathing it slowly imagining the spirit sword being unleashed. it glared at me, i glared back. it must be in ragemode. my stamina is falling. no sense in eating a well-done steak since this is real life. i looked around me, all the people flocked to the 8 meter high seawall taking pictures and videos. i gave them a "this is the most awesome historical battle between man and monster that you will witness and remember for your whole life" look but in my mind im like: "most viewed on youtube! baby! duck yeah!". broken trees, destroyed huts, shattered boats and rocks everywhere. i gave the wyvern a me>you look. it seemed to understand me. beside my right foot was wait, is that... an iphone4s? omg! its an iphone4s! i bent down to take it but the wyvern caught me offguard! it did a tackle and im like duck you! y u no let me take iphone4s!

i decided that life>iphone4s. so i did the superman dive as the wyvern slid through the sand breaking the iphone4s to pieces. as it recovers i rushed to its wounded tail and did an overhead slash with all my might effectively cutting the flesh. the bone? it was harder than my weapon. which bounced off pushing me by two feet. i quickly backhopped since i know what to expect. it did, a full 180 swipe followed by another tackle which i evaded with a superman dive to the right. after standing up i was surprised it recovered quickly and following with a bite which i countered with backsweep cutting its gums.that must've hurt!. it dugged up a large pile of sand and threw it at me. smartass knew what to do. i turned my back and covered my eyes and quickly sprinting to my right. i can feel the quake its doing, no doubt its tackle again. good thing, the sand it threw got blown by the sea breeze becoming a double-edged sword to it, getting some in its eyes.ha!
that moment of 5 seconds was precious as im able to wound the soft spot on its leg which is carefully hidden in the back of its knees. i think i did 8 weak slices but effectively doing minor wounds which might help i guess. it backed away, feeling confident, i taunted it with punches only to be answered with a giant concentrated water beam. after effectively superman diving to my right, i was stunned by this monster's strenght. even plesioth on monster hunter cannot be compared with this real life version only that it doesnt do hip-checks. suddenly a brave man more armed than me rushed first. he was about to throw a frag grenade on the recovering wyvern only to be blown away by its dreaded water beam. kinda like blastoise on steroids. the man was hit squarely on the stomach and was blown 200 feet away.that's what happens to someone who doesnt play monster hunter. i doubt he'll survive that one, if he did, he's not human. he wore bulletproof vest by the way. what if i get hit? the only thing i wear is the one protecting my balls.

after shooting beams, i figured out that every 2 shots, it needs to drink again. which will take 10 seconds to finish. it would buy me time to think about my strategies as its crucial. 2 things i figured out is that if you're 50 feet away, it'll beam you away. if you're near, it'll attempt to bite you. i'd pick the latter as im able to deal damage than just anticipating and dodging its moves which you need .40 seconds to do or else.
getting near is the hardest part as it'll lessen your reaction time to dodge meaning .40 will turn to .20 which is as instant as blinking. the strategy is to sprint as fast as you can when the monster drinks. i did it succesfully and as the wyvern turned to face where i was. it made a "where dafuq is that guy?" look. it surveyed the people on the seawall and then bam! i stabbed it on the previous wound i made. i backed away thinking of water beam but instead it used tackle. you could see the little limping it makes when tackling. although a bit slower, it's still dangerous. with a handful sand in my right hand i quickly followed it. after recovering and turning to face me i quickly leaped and stabbed the left side on its nose bridge near the eye. feeling confident, i slapped my handful of sand on its pupils. as usual, the stupid sword is hard to pull. the wyvern panicked and shot water beams. my body is obviously waving in the air putting me in danger if a part of my legs get caught i'll get pulled by the current and thus launching me 320 mph. you know what happens next right?! so i lift my body and pressed my feet and pull very hard. good thing this plesioth's already lowered it's head thus, lessening the pain from falling. i quickly stood up with a slight strain on my back and rolled underneath it before it used bite attack. following up with a routine of rolls and slashes. fatigue kicked in. in my mind i was like: y me no exercise?!
sure im fit, but even the fittest person gets tired too you know? i thought, "im doomed" as the wyvern doesnt even seem tired.

being tired, i take any rations i find on the beach, water bottles, soda and energy drinks!(the only thing that's also available on monster hunter). and when the wyvern is recovering from tackles, guess what? i gulp energy drinks! with the monster hunter fan inside me, i flex my biceps to do the signature move after a drink!. remember what i said when it doesnt use tailsweeps? i was wrong. it hit me before i even got the chance to roll away. i got thrown away skyhigh(okay maybe im just exaggerating, just a few feet or more). it hurt like hell, i took a stone and -wait, this is not a fucking stone! its a grenade! yes! i only got one shot at this so i have to make it count. the best way to throw this is when it's sliding during a tackle since it's sheer size will cover all the blast radius. it did slid through the sand and i need to give chase. i pulled the pin, threw the bomb underneath it's armored stomach and wait for it! BOOOOM!!! SUCCESS!! pain overflowed in its gigantic body or you could say blood. all of its armor scales were blown away. so, remember spirit gauge? i imagined it going as long as the health bar with +50 health. i rushed to the staggered wyvern and drumroll please! "SUPER GRAND ULTIMATE DEMONIC CRIMSON RED SPIRIT COMBO!" I slashed to and fro, left and right up and down, as wild as a berserked spartan witnessing his son's decapitation or even more wilder. i've unleashed all the pain and grudge i've had for years. blood were flying everywhere, skin every where, like a tornado where it's wind cut through the fabric of space. the wyvern roared, but not even that can stop the force in me. i continue to unleash hell for seconds till i realized the fight has ended, the wyvern died. only the bones remain intact on the lower part of the body. the veins, muscles and organs, unrecognizable by any means. and i in turn collapsed from fatigue.


i woke up inside my home, thinking it was the best dream ever. till i saw a minor scar that shark plesioth made on my chest, shit was real. beside me was the katana that i used, i unsheathed it. it lost some of its sharpness, but the radiance in it still smokes out. i think its happy. so from now on it will be called wyvernslayer . there is something familiar beside the window curtain, is it - HOLYSHIT! Plesioth Armor?! who made this? it's even in a complete set! well, you could make 20 armor sets from a wyvern that big.oh wait, i guess you cant anymore, i destroyed 50% of its body. i approached it and felt the smooth scales, it really looks like plesioth armor from the game. then i put on the helm, a perfect fit. have they measured me when i was asleep?. the helm felt heavy, so thats how monster hunters feel when they wear armor. something new is on the table, is that an iphone4s?! how long was i asleep?! i looked at my will be old phone and duck, i was asleep for a week...

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[Mehrunes]

Not interesting, sue fiction. Fantasy fufilment lololollllololo

Ts;dr

There.

[SueSakamoto]

me fiction

[Venator]

lol didnt read

[IrishElf]

tl;dr