The legend of Beuyoowolf

[Mehrunes]

/ReplacementDailyThread, for you Booyo.

Before we start, Beuyoowolf is pronounced BeeYouYooWolf for you people out there who can't pronounce that sweet name I made up. Now on to the story.

I always told my grandchildren about Beuyoowolf, a giant scary beast to scare them to bed whenever they want to play their Call of Dooty Moodern Woorfare 3, it always succeeded, but I based off the beast from one from old Acefolkspadeslore, a book of history, a brave half man, half beast. Beuyoowolf.


The story begins in a hall full of brave men, it was cold outside, but the heat and intensity of the large fire at the end of the hall and the hollering of man kept all warm. Their voices blocked out the growls and howling of a beast that was to come. The name of the beast was called Hackendel. The men's merry celebration was cut short, as the beast stormed
the doors, giving the men no time to react. Hackendel clawed his way through the men, lightning speed and two strong arms. His ability was unbelievable, blood was forced onto the walls and tables of the mead hall, as drinks became filled with drunk blood. But Hackendel's rampage was halted. Not by many men, but one. Pelt of the wolf covered his scalp, his body rippled with fur and muscle, he was the legendary half beast, half man, Beuyoowolf. The wolf man had Hackendel's ball sack in his hand, whom the latter had forgot to wear underwear, swung his arms in a chop, violently slicing the sack clean off. With that cleave, beast howled in lost manhood and before he could live with this suffering for another few moments, Beuyoowolf pulled out his hammer, nicknamed the Banhammer, to blow the beast into pieces.

Beuyoowolf had thought known for his deceased men, who died for the cause of badassery. He proceeds to dunk the mix of blood and mead in his mouth. He then has intercourse with Hackendel's mom and dies after goring a dragon with his bare hands. My children asked me when I told them the legend, was what intercourse was, I told them about the birds and the bees, that is another story I would explain to them when I die.

THE END.

I AM MEHRUNEEEESSSSSe

[hindos]

What... The... *$^!, who writes stuff like that!

[USABxBOOYO]

Well gee, I wonder where he got the idea for that story from.

[hindos]

Well gee, I wonder where he got the idea for that story from.

Aren't you a wolf? Avatar+signature?

[USABxBOOYO]

For those of you who don't know, this is the story of Beowulf except he used me as Beowulf and called Grendel "Hacekendel".

[ReubenMcHawk]

Hopefully your writings will become more widely-appreciated once they spread after you're arrested for being a serial killer.

[Mehrunes]

Oh thank you my lovely cuddly cutie reuben, it is such a sexy comment to come from a very sexy person such as you.

[hindos]

Oh thank you my lovely cuddly cutie reuben, it is such a sexy comment to come from a very sexy person such as you.

Addition to reubens commit : and a serial raper.

[Defaulter]

" his body rippled with fur and muscle, he was the legendary half beast, half man"

Yup that's BOOYO :3

[SueSakamoto]

I always thought the idea of a rippling body sounded flabby.

[IrishElf]

Still tl;dr.