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Re: Jokes about dead people go here.
by BrosephRadson » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:36 am
PC killed Steve jobs.
kmaj wrote: Pasrdonn my grmnar, butg i'm writingh whjle masking a faxcepalmm.
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Re: Jokes about dead people go here.
by SueSakamoto » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:45 am
When Michael Jackson died, they melted him into legos so little boys could play with him for a change.
... I'm not so grump.
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Re: Jokes about dead people go here.
by Fett316 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:55 am
What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes?
Blew.
One blew right, one blew left.
Blew.
One blew right, one blew left.
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Re: Jokes about dead people go here.
by Tigershield » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:15 am
A Taliban militant gets lost and is wandering around the desert looking for water. He finally arrives at a store run by a Jew and asks for water.
The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn't have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Taliban begins to curse and yell at the Jewish storeowner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude militant an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water.
The Taliban keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he's back at the tie store. He walks in and tells the merchant: "Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant."
The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn't have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Taliban begins to curse and yell at the Jewish storeowner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude militant an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water.
The Taliban keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he's back at the tie store. He walks in and tells the merchant: "Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant."
slow is smooth, smooth is fast
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Re: Jokes about dead people go here.
by SueSakamoto » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:17 am
my tears approve
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