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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby demo123 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:14 pm

Talent wrote:Instead of handing out warnings for that garbage that has since been removed, maybe it's better if I just remind everyone that the forum rules fully apply to clan sections as well.


Talent is right. Keep the racism down boys.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Venator » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:04 pm

Ahh was that really needed?
Its not racism.
Just some jokes.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Tin » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:37 pm

Listen to Talent, some of us have crossed the line. (me)
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Souleris » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:16 pm

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby saxbassman » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:52 am

What is it called when you smoke pot then fall down stairs?

Tumbleweed.

Thanks to #LDR for that one.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Kodiak » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:06 pm

"Females are the only objects which defy the laws of gravity, the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up".
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby saxbassman » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:17 pm

Lolnari :D
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Venator » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:02 pm

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Knight44644 » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:08 am

Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?”
Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.
It's funny because Descartes said "I think therefore I am."
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby NOOB101 » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:18 am

What the hell???
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby saxbassman » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:22 am

Knight44644 wrote:Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?”
Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.
It's funny because Descartes said "I think therefore I am."

Yes!!! Nerd jokes!!!
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Tin » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:26 am

Two men walked into a bar. First one said: "I'd like H2O.". Second man said: "I'd like H20 too.". The second man died.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby NOOB101 » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:30 am

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Tin » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:55 am

I just want to see how many people will understand my previous post :(
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Kodiak » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:09 am

Hydrogen Peroxide.. A chemistry joke. Really Tin? Really?
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