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SPQR Joke thread.

Postby demo123 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:24 pm

Here you write jokes that you made up or the ones you found lying somewhere forgotten.

Mujo was traveling somewhere in a plane.
When the pilot. said that they were flying over Vancouver.
When Mujo heard that he threw his bag out the window.
Some time later when they were flying over Haiti the pilot said that they were flying over Haiti now.
When Mujo heard that he jumped out of the plane.
(this joke sounds better if you say it in Croatian. Since Couver can be missunderstood with "Kuver" which means "Bag". Haiti can be misunderstood with "Hajde i ti" which means "You too".)










This thread used to be used for something else but there was no point for that so it was changed.

Read jokes on your responsobility. Some may be harmful to your health.
Remember, I hold no responsibility if you die of laughter.
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Re: An activity thread.

Postby Tin » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:33 pm

We will make that so I don't see point of this thread. We cannot write whole sub-section in one day. We are working on it, don't worry.
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Re: An activity thread.

Postby demo123 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:36 pm

Tin wrote:We will make that so I don't see point of this thread. We cannot write whole sub-section in one day. We are working on it, don't worry.



Ok.

Hmm. What should I do.
Ah.

SPQR Joke thread.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Tin » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:47 pm

I see what you did there. Oh you, funny guy.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Souleris » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:55 pm

Whuuut. D:
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby demo123 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:58 pm

Souleris wrote:Whuuut. D:


Believe me, if you were a Croatian and if you heard it in Croatian you would have understood it.
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Mariokillu » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:59 pm

What did the rock say to the human?
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Souleris » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:05 pm

McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby demo123 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:08 pm

Souleris wrote:McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?



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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Souleris » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:12 pm

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Scipion » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:22 pm

I lol'd when I read mujo as mujo while in Croatian it's supposed to be pronounced as muyo :P.

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Mariokillu » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:27 pm

Scipion wrote:@MKU What?


Nothing!
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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Kodiak » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:57 pm

Admittedly I laughed at most of these, and I don't mean to party-poop but I'm not sure the forum rules cover some of them.. :/

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Souleris » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:08 pm

Venator wrote:"Ohh im sorry to hear that.So your a jew?"

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Re: SPQR Joke thread.

Postby Talent » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:40 pm

Instead of handing out warnings for that garbage that has since been removed, maybe it's better if I just remind everyone that the forum rules fully apply to clan sections as well.
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