Minecraft (RPG)

[SRL]

>SRL's sword begins glowing with a mysterious bluish light.
>SRL's sword pinpoints the Wither's weak point and stabs it with the force of 1000 cows behind it. (I mean, no horses, so...)

[ZaPhobos]

...weak...point...?

>He pulls out dice, and performs a saving throw.
>Nope.avi
>He does, however, glow with a strange light and go to half health.
>Dante is now immune to arrows.
>He regens a bit of health, naturally.

[SRL]

...weak...point...?

LOL! I see what you did there. Troll...


Yeah my sword is soooo rock hard right now.

>SRL stabs the Wither square in the chest, leaving a gaping wound.

[ZaPhobos]

Note that the wither... Lacks much of a chest.

>Due to the Wither's nature of being a sort of spine looking thing, the sword passes by some of the ribs.
>He flies up a bit, and regens some health.

[SRL]

>SRL slams the pommel of the sword into the Wither's ribcage and comes back for a full swing.

[ZaPhobos]

>MISS! He flew up a turn before.
>He regens health... Again.

[SRL]

This song will describe the feeling I feel right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8ZJyIIJbM

>SRL assembles a Crafting Table while the Wither is healing.
>SRL crafts a Diamond Helmet while the Wither is healing.

[ZaPhobos]

>The wither activates his 25 kill streak tactical nuke.
>Which does not exist.
>So he swoops down in a barrel roll, shooting skulls.
>He regenerated his health to 6/7 full, and lost his arrow immunity.
>EXPLOSIONS.
>SRL gets put in a small hole by the wither skull.
>Wither poison.
>He slowly loses health, as poison is not stopped by armor.
>He has no idea what health he has left.
>A cow gets stuck in the hole.
>He prepares to blast the cow.

[SRL]

>SRL has a Potion of Healing about his person, and takes a swig.
>SRL now knows how much health he has left- 7/10 hearts.
>SRL digs his way out of the hole.

[ZaPhobos]

Sorry, but potions of healing don't cure ailments.
Milk does, however, and you just lost your source.

>Dante blows up the cow.
>PENATLY! Minus half a heart, wither poison effect to SRL!

[SRL]

>/gamemode 1
>Your game mode has been changed.
>SRL takes 64 buckets of Milk.
>/gamemode 0
>Your mame mode has been changed.
>SRL takes a swig of Milk.
>SRL swings his Iron Sword at the Wither.

[ZaPhobos]

A message appears:
"I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't let you do that."
>SRL is not OP.
>Wither poison effect damage
>The wither fires moar skulls.

[Ryu]

Ryu sits in Stans comfy cage all day eating seeds.
Ryu reply'I be Stans friend.You treat me nice I be your friend.Dont abandon me though.Otherwise A cow will rape you to death'

[Ultrayoshi49]

>Stan pats the chicken
"Be right back"
>He teleports and watches SRL and the Wither fighting
>He grabs a bag of popcorn

[aceospades]

>Death stomps up behind Stan.
>"Why did you send me away?!" he roared.