Corrupt a Wish! [Game]

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted, but it mutated, and got wings, it later flies away...
I wish I was a badass mofo

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, But then you get too hunted by the cops and get arrested.

I wish i had a pet snipe.

[ATsch]

Granted, but it steals your gun and threatens to shoot you.

I wish to be invincible

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, But then you get out of control with your powers and the gods kill you.

I wish for the world to be a video game.

[BigxJimmy]

Granted, but it is controlled by God,

I wish for some pie. pie is good.

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, But someone planted a bomb in there and you eat it.

I wish i wasn't so hungry.

[Fluxeration]

Granted, but then you throw up what you eat so you are hungry again.

I wish that I had a pet-a clown riding a unicycle.

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, But the clown's unicycle runs over your foot.

I wish i could slap people and get away with it.

[ATsch]

Granted but you break your arm doing that

I wish AoS had a farther render distance

[BigxJimmy]

Granted, but now aimbots kill you more.

I wish for a grenade launcher on AoS NOW

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, But you have horrible aim and kill all your teammates and they votekick you.

I wish i could use a bazooka in AoS.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but you have to wait for 1.0


I wish for a waffle.

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, But the waffle was poisoned and you die.

I wish i was king of the world.

[BigxJimmy]

granted, them someone positioned your waffle and it kills you.

I wish I had some PI, not PIE, PI,

[ATsch]

I wish for a waffle.

Granted, But the waffle was poisoned and you die.
I wish i was king of the world.

granted, them someone poisoned your waffle and it kills you.

LOL you mind if i put this into my sig untill i get a better quote?

PI? like 3.14...?
Granted but the fact that its infinite overwhelmes you, so you burn it.

I wish for a puddle