Corrupt a Wish! [Game]

[BigxJimmy]

Granted, then they become a Super Villain mutant and destroys your house.

I wish for a pet Trollolz

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but all he does is troll you.


I wish for Jesus on a pogo stick riding a dinosaur.

[Fluxeration]

Granted. but then the dinosaur trips and falls on you.

I wish for a pet tree. Yeah I said it. A pet tree.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted. A pet fluttershy.


I wish for a chicken.

[Fluxeration]

Granted, but then the chicken attacks you

I wish for Ace Of Spades to have a pistol secondary. D:

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted, but Ben messes it up like every other weapon.
I wish Trollolz shared his facebook

[dhv6]

Granted, hacks on your facebook and posts "I am gay" 20 times.

I wish for a ninja turtle.

[Fluxeration]

Granted, but then he slices you in half, steps on you and Ronald McDonald comes to get your meat for burgers.

I wish that I had a big bucket of bacon. :3

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted but pirate dogs steal it, you are forever depressed

I wish Youtube was better, too many crappy videos.

[Fluxeration]

Granted, but then with better YouTube means more money. You have to pay 5 dollars every video you watch.

I wish for a better memory. :3

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted, but you remember yourself being born, you will forever have the horrible thought of coming out of your mom.
I wish I had a dirtbike for life.

[BigxJimmy]

Granted, but like my cousin and I, you go over a triple with a dip at the end, you flip, and break your right forearm,

I wish I had the flu.

[ATsch]

Granted, but have to lie in bed all day for a month. (not creative, sorry jimmy)

I wish I had an Big inflatable blue ball (not that ball pervs)

[BigxJimmy]

Granted, but have to lie in bed all day for a month. (not creative, sorry jimmy)

I wish I had an Big inflatable blue ball (not that ball pervs)

That means I can play AoS for a month!

back to you,

Granted, then it pops.

I wish I was poor.

[DivineAssassin]

Granted, but then everyone hates you.

I wish for a pony.