The city (RPG)

[Venator]

>Simon makes a break
>He goes into some other dinner thats in his allowed area
>He orders french toast and some milk

[ZaPhobos]

Turns out we're in California.

Stand your ground.

>Stephano fills out the paperwork for self defense and goes to trial.

[Venator]

Ahh cmon not california :<
I imagined some city like Chicago or New York :<
>Simon goes to the toilet
>He secretly eats minipancakes

[ZaPhobos]

[Oh shi-]
Simon contracts...

PANCAKE VIRUS.

He feels... Quite frankly like shit.

Well, we aren't in California.

We're I'm an undisclosed city.

We're shit happens, so yeah.


>Trial. Guilty. Pay deducted since it was self defense.

[Venator]

>Simon gets into hospital
>"Hey im feeling like shit!Get me a fucking doctor!"

[ZaPhobos]

What's up, Doc?:"Well the normal symptoms would be extreme puking of blood and shitting brick hard shit..."
"But you only had mini-pancakes right? RIGHT?"

*Snap snap*

"Stay with me buddy! We fucking told them for a reason!"

[Venator]

>"uhhm yes minipancakes"
>Simon pukes all over the room
>"duck this is horrible.Doc do you have some replacement for pancakes?Im addicted to this stuff!

[ZaPhobos]

"Well..."
"There is one option..."

The doctor pulls out a needle.

"Um, don't tell anyone that I had this."

[HEROINE INJECTION]
Simon starts tripping balls, but he's still puking, but not as addicted to pancakes.

[Venator]

>"Uhhm thanks doc.So you have some medicine against that pancakevirus?"

[ZaPhobos]

"Nope, you're going to die."
"Sorry buddy, we told you..."

The noise starts fading away.

>Stephano feels a disturbance in the force.

[Venator]

>"Hmm i may have a way out doc!Your down for some sick illegal shit?"

[ZaPhobos]

Silence.


>Stephano decides to rush to the hospital after the trial to see what's up.

[Venator]

>Simon heard they have a cure for pancakevirus in japan
>He removes the brace and takes the next plane to japan

[ZaPhobos]

>Stephano sees a bunch of beat-up doctors.
"He said... He was.., going to Japan... *Dead*. xP"

>Stephano walks out.

[Venator]

>Simon enters the plane (too late bro)
(I never said i beat up someone)