The city (RPG)

[ZaPhobos]

[It's the law]
Simon gets stuck with a low-technology level ankle brace before he leaves.
The diner is just out of range of where he's allowed to go. Lulz.

>Stephano eats all the waffles.

[Venator]

>Simon calls at the PD and asks how long he has to wear that ridicioulus brace

[ZaPhobos]

Mr. Home phone: "FOREVAR."
(Chuckles)
Mr. Home phone: "Nah, just until we can lift the ban on pancakes. Shouldn't be too long."
Mr. Home phone: "...say what are you making? I can hear a stove burning back there."

[Venator]

>"Waffles!So why are pancakes outlawed?Theres no reason?
>Simon stops making pancakes and starts making waffles out of pancakedough

[ZaPhobos]

"Yeah, well it's hard to explain. People are dying of a new disease they call..."

"PANCAKE VIRUS."

"But you should be fine, as long as the ingredients of pancake batter NEVER MIX in any way, shape, or form, you should be good."

[Eagle7]

>"I NEED A GUARD."
>Felix is hit again.
>Felix keeps blocking.
>"I swear if i get hit again..."

[ZaPhobos]

[EVENT]
A wild guard appears!
He clubs the crap out of the other guys.

[Venator]

>"Ohh ok"(Your trollin me arent you?)
>Simon throws the dough away and makes real waffledough
>He makes waffles
>"So bye and have a nice day officer."

[ZaPhobos]

(Your trollin me arent you?)

Yes.

Yes I am.

>Stephano gobbles moar waffles.

[MrMeow]

> Rodek runs up to Steph and kicks him in da nutz!
" HAR HAR! "

[ZaPhobos]

What da faq?

>Stephanos reflexes result in a quick uppercut to Rodek.

Oops.

"THE PAAAAAIN."

Assault charges will be filed, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. (Right next door)

Also my house is of concrete. Lol.

[Venator]

>Simon starts a petition against the outlawing of pancakes
>He walks around town collecting signatures from people

[MrMeow]

> Rodek stands back up and kicks... Again...
" HAR HAR! "

[ZaPhobos]

>Stephano punches him with his brass knuckles, embossed with "FEEL ME"

[MrMeow]

> Rodek is... Dead?
> Holy hell you shattered his skull!