by ZaPhobos » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:41 am
Cover myself in sever layers of artist tin, found at a local arts and crafts shop, they can't bite past it.
Secure it with rubber bands and twine, also found there.
Use only blunt weapons to bash their brains out, sharp things get stuck.
Grab a pistol, rifle, anything. Especially the original zombie defense, the shotgun, and always make headshots.
Don't eat their flesh, stock up Tonnes of canned food, band people into my resistance, and thrive.