Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[razor10000]

Granted, but your vinyl broke.

I wish for a dinosaur.

[Krooper]

>:D >:D >:D
Granted, but it ate you, right after you got it.

I wish for an endless world war (lol it doesn't even need to be "disrupted" >:D)

[Eagle7]

Granted, but everyone in the world dies. Thanks for ending human.

I wish for vinyl scratch music.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but the fact that it"s played on her bass cannon levels buildings.


I wish that I could FUS-RO-DAH people into walls.

[Krooper]

Granted, but everyone in the world dies. Thanks for ending human.

I wish for vinyl scratch music.

Granted, but everyone in the world is dead. (your welcome, btw)

I wish that I could FUS-RO-DAH people into walls.

Granted, but everyone is dead.

I wish that after the world ends and everyone dies, aliens would come and eat all the dead bodies and recycle all the junk (for God's sake! We all're civilized!)

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but the aliens turn back time afterwards and cause a chain of events that keeps the human race alive.


I wish we had a second chance.

[Krooper]

Granted, but though the aliens ate all the bodies, they became bloodthirsty, and ate all the "second chance" survivors too...

I wish that after everything above happens, the sun explodes and erases the Earth from the face of the Universe (along with the bloodthirsty aliens and the recycled junk on it >:D)

[Krooper]

Seems like I finally had put this thread to a nasty end

[Eagle7]

granted,but you get nothing.

I wish i had ENDLESS Vinyl Scratch music, with Vinyl Scratch partying RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

[Dracolth]

Granted, but you horribly mess up one of Vinyl's songs during a gig. This causes the people to lose interest in Vinyl and he/she falls into a life of drug use, alcoholic partying, and masochism. He/she blames it all on you and due to your undying love for the pony, you feel as if you have nothing left to live for. Thus cues your suicidal attempt off of the Golden Gate Bridge but due to Bear Grylls witnessing your disastrous plunge, he saves your life and makes you drink your pee to stop you from death of dehydration. Your failure at suicide drives you to madness and you spend the rest of your days locked up next to the cell of Vinyl Scratch who screams and kicks at you daily during his fits of drugged rage when his buddy from the outside smuggles marijuana to him.
TLDR

I wish Rainbow Dash would kick Vinyl Scratch, destroying the peaceful image of all ponies living in harmony.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but she apologizes and the peace continues.


I wish Discord came back, since he wasn't tyrannical at all, just wanting to make things interesting. Discord rules, Celestial drools. Clouds are cotton candy and the rain is chocolate. Roads are made of soap. Chaos is awesome.

Don't tell Luna I said that.

[SRL]

Granted, but this 'Luna' character overhears you.

I wish my arch nemesis would die a horrible death.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but since you kept your enemies closer than your friends, you grow sad and scuicidal.


I wish that we all had college level intelligence without the hassle of taking college courses.

[SRL]

Granted. I tried to find a way to make it bad, but got confused in the process. Wtf ever, you win this one.

I wish to have no phobias.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, you now have justifiable fears instead of unreasonable ones. You are justifiably afraid of the dark due to the low visibility and chances of tripping.


I wish that dopamine and serotonin weren't technically the only two things we enjoyed.