by SilentGunna » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:07 am
Well what happened was me and a few friends were walking to a Shawarma restaurant, and I was in the middle of a conversation. And when I wasn't looking one of my friends pulled out an egg and said my name, I looked and he hit right in the middle of my balls, literally right between my two testicles. He told me he tried to hit me in the abs but totally missed and hit a worse spot. And when I'm walking home my balls are in so much pain that I'm like hobbling like a penguin. I even saw a guy in a car look at me with the wierdest face on the planet. I finally get home and decide I need to take a piss, so take off my pants, and my manhood is SWOLLEN. At this point I'm freaking out, when I was touched my balls, I felt a pain that I have never felt before. And when I was pissing I was like crying because it burnt and stung so bad. And thats all I can remember now. D:
Ingame name:
[DELTA]Paingel"You live long enough to see yourself become the
villain." -Harvey Dent

