Kidnap the person above you!

[FlyingPig]

I kidnap ZaPhobos. And I make em do school for the rest of es life.

[ZaPhobos]

I kidnap the flying pig and throw him into a slaughter house, bound and gagged.

[IronShotGun]

I kidnap the flying pig and throw him into a slaughter house, bound and gagged.

Kinky.

I kidnap ZaPhobos put you in a tank of leeches lock it, and wait for them to suck your blood out until your nothing e.e

[ZaPhobos]

I kidnap ISG and throw him/er into a anime cartoon, so they can frolic around.

[IronShotGun]

I kidnap ZaPhobos take you in the anime with me, and forces you, a pony, into a love triangle.
*Evil Laugh*

[ZaPhobos]

Why dose it always have to be a love triangle in these complex animes...


I kidnap you and cast you into the eternal limbo.

[IronShotGun]

It could be worse, I could have put you in a Love Pentagon.

I kidnap you throw you into High School of the Dead with no weapons.

[ZaPhobos]

After extensive research with various mangas about the series lying about, I gain enough information to live out a relatively peaceful and free life.


I kidnap you and lock you in a regular high school. Only there is nothing outside but the void.

[IronShotGun]

I kidnap you, make you the school loser, and force you to watch as I'm the most popular and liked as you get taunted regularly by everyone.

[ZaPhobos]

Thank god for my mental constitution, I could totally deal with that.

I kidnap you and tie you to a chair.
I regularly slap you with a large fish.

[IronShotGun]

(Kinky.)

I go backwards, flipping the chair end giving you a "BOOT TO THE FACE" as I slide out I kidnap you, cut your limbs off, I lock a device to your head that will active a shotgun to blow your brains out when you fall asleep, and give you sleeping pills.

[ZaPhobos]

Jigsaw, is that you?

Thanks to being a robot, I can't sleep. It hurts. Help me.

In a bright flash of light and an intense action sequence, I grow my limbs back and become faster, stronger, and otherwise 20% cooler than I was before.


I kidnap you and put you in a room with a tea party set out, but all the guests are various household objects.

Party of one?

[FlyingPig]

I kidnap ZaPhobos and feed em like a baby.....SMACK he's out a 50 story window

[ZaPhobos]

Thank god for balconies.


I kidnap the pig and put him in a meat grinder, along with seasonings. It's almost too easy to think of things to you with a name like that.

[IronShotGun]

While he was busy with pig, I grab the toaster from the party, bash your robotic skull, disconnect the wires, kidnap you and throw you into lava.