Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but since it's obsidian, it dose not work. No wires, no buttons, just a really cool chiseled block.
It's a paperweight. PARASPRITE MODE ACTIVE.


I wish for a cup of sweet tea.

[SRL]

Granted, but someone spiked it and now you're poisoned.

I wish for a sneak peek of the next-gen sportscar.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but the sports illustrated enforcers hunt you down afterward.



I insert... Oatmeal... Wait, am I crazy?

[SRL]

Yes. Yes you are. I don't even...

Wrong thread, bro! XD

I wish for better iPhone data handling. (taking notes, Apple CEO?)

[ZaPhobos]

Granted. Your iPhone is now evil and will attempt to conquer mankind.
Smooth.
Real smooth.




I wish for less fails.

[Eagle7]

Granted,But after one day of non fails you fail majorly the next day

I wish for Pinkie Pie to come to my house

[SRL]

Granted, but she's working as a door-to-door salespony. (What can I say, it's starting to get to my head)

I wish to stop becoming a brony.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but... You get assaulted with cake and continue to come to our side the next day.


Are you man enough to watch episode 16?


I wish you watched it.

[Eagle7]

Granted,but he watched the wrong season.

I wish for Pinkie Pie to give me some of her delicious cupcakes.

[razor10000]

Granted, but it isn't edible because it turns out to be holographic.

I wish for much.

[ZaPhobos]

Wish disrupted.


I wish for wish

[Altoids]

Inception.

I wish for nothing.

[ZaPhobos]

Wish disrupted, you get everything but nothing, crushing, lighting you on fire, exploding, and all sorts of random things to you.

I wish for antimatter.

[SRL]

Granted, but it ends mankind.


I wish for a better personality.

[Eagle7]

Granted,but for a better personality you turn into a brony.


I wish Pinkie Pie would be at my house forever!