Vending machine

by **Venator** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:48 pm

you get a piece of shit back (o wait you actually get your mac back)
i insert a pile of dogshit

by **Eagle7** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:46 pm

you get back some cat poop. i enter rainbows,unicorns, and wonderlands.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:44 pm

Out pops a gothic unicorn with a monochrome rainbow and a land of death and destruction.

I insert your left leg.

by **Eagle7** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:04 am

u get a broken right leg back.

I insert ZaPhobos

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:12 am

Out pops a sentry gun, which then shoots you. Bad choice.

I insert a shaved cat.

by **Aeroclaw** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:25 am

You get Nyan Cat

I insert KomradeKorakoff

by **MrMeow** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:03 am

You get KGB.

I insert ZaPhobo's automated repair module.

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:35 am

An auto-injecting adrenaline shot, scalpels, bandages, stapler, and a needle and thread pop out.

I insert a hollow point round.

by **Aeroclaw** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:46 am

You get a FPSRussia approving you.

I insert FPSRussia

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:48 am

You defecate bricks as a bunch of really cool weapons pop out.

I insert said weapons.

by **Aeroclaw** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:53 am

You get PONEHS!

I insert said Ponehs

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:01 am

They pop back out, but they are greatly influenced by this poster,

obeying her every whim. Such as causing the mass genocide of all humans. Great job.

I insert said poster.

by **MrMeow** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:55 am

You get carved down by dual gatling guns.

I insert SHODAN

by **Carrotstick** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:02 am

Shodan came out dying.I insert Chuck Norris

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:05 am

He refuses to go inside, and roundhouse kicks your face into an alternate dimension.

I insert a herp-derp.