I'm going to prison...

[Bozo]

GG Fett you rustled my Jimmies there for a sec.. Also
protip: Do NOT! Sag your pants... Unless you want surprisebuttsecks.
protip2: try to not get shanked by sharpened toothbrushes.

Anyways good luck!

^_^ I see that you're pretty experienced?

[Fett316]

Found out that inmates are free-roaming and and have access to tools that don't cut metal, not including screw drivers, hammers, and pipe wrenches @_@. Heard about a guy punching a mexican boxer while he was alseep because he wanted to watch a show in english, not spanish... it didn't end well... Heard about a snitch eating a fire extinguisher with his face, it didn't end well... Heard about some inmates that locked themselves in a storage unit... some grenades later, it didn't end well for them @_@... Also, the riot where inmates wouldn't attack women, so all women were suited up in riot gear and rolled out to the yard to troll the inmates (it worked!)

Plus, STD's, Anal Sex, blood-borne pathogens and "cocktails"!

I'll get tazed, pepper-sprayed and gassed sometime soon. Firearms training and self-defense will be soon as well!

[Venator]

Looks like your not that happy about your new job

[OnkelDolan]

Congrats! Sounds like a nice, well paying job. Hope to still see you around, and good luck with moving :D

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

*Coughs* iCarly *Cough*

sometimes I forget how young some users on this forum are...

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

Plus, STD's, Anal Sex, blood-borne pathogens and "cocktails"!

PLz, there are kids here
Oh, anyway, good luck with your job!

[Fett316]

Looks like your not that happy about your new job

Quite the opposite. I'm excited to go in next week! :D

[Venator]

Looks like your not that happy about your new job

Quite the opposite. I'm excited to go in next week! :D

Ok then have fun :D

[Aeroclaw]

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

Dear lord! A reference to a shitty show.

[ugotpiez]

You'll probably find me there.

[xBURGERx]

You should be paid more

[Varun]

Congrats! Sounds like a nice, well paying job. Hope to still see you around, and good luck with moving :D

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

*Coughs* iCarly *Cough*

sometimes I forget how young some users on this forum are...

Sometimes I forget how old some users on this forum are...

Lol, but seriously, I don't exactly know why you became a prison guard when you could be a fairy princess. I mean, c'mon, is there even a choice?

[Fett316]

You should be paid more

I stand to make close to, or over $40k in the next year. I'm happy right where I am lol

Lol, but seriously, I don't exactly know why you became a prison guard when you could be a fairy princess. I mean, c'mon, is there even a choice?

Who says I'm not?

You'll probably find me there.

Only if you're in the states illegally...

[Venator]

Hey Fett whats the name of the prison your keeping safe ?

[Varun]

Guantanamo Bay?

[Fleischgeruch]

Hey Fett whats the name of the prison your keeping safe ?

I heard it was Alcatraz.