Okay, time to make some friends;
COD kiddies suggesting changes to the game, and getting them.
COD kiddies playing the game
Alguem BR?????
Votekicking without a reason (simply shouldn't be allowed)
Ridiculous cooldown times on votekicks
Default 50% votekick requirement
No filter on usernames
Kta Polak?
11 Year Olds
12 Year Olds
Basically anyone below the age of 15 with a few exceptions
People comparing this game to TF2
People trying to force a meme for a game that probably has 10000 active players and maybe 500 in the actual forum
People starting redundant threads on the forums
The new spade speed
ReubenMcHawk
Lag
AFKs
Griefers
Hackers
People who ironically refer to themselves as hackers
People who ironically refer to themselves as hackers, but are actually hackers
Bronies
Neon Blocks
SMG users who won't attack you unless you're hiding
SMG users who empty an entire clip without hitting you, alerting their team to your whereabouts
SMG users who use the SMG
ReubenMcHawk again
Jest-Servers
Antic Bridge
Any map besides goon assault/pinpoint with longer than 3 hours of playing time.
Anyone who identifies their favourite weapon as being the shotgun
The Spade Nerf
Spades killing through walls
Your own grenades killing you through walls
Grenade spam
Weapons spam
Not being able to kick for grenades/weapon spam
Shotgun users who bitch about not being able to no scope a rifle at fog distance
Shotgun users who will still complain the shotgun is underpowered after the next update
Shotgun users who use the shotgun
Alguem BR???
12 year olds telling you to go duck yourself, then telling you they were "only joking" when you votekick them
12 year olds who grief your shit, then tell you they were "only joking" when you votekick them
Not being able to construct a tower more than 10 blocks high without it getting griefed
Not being able to make a private tunnel without some asshole following you and exposing the hidden entrance
People who have no earthly business building anything trying to help you build something
Kto Polak??
Reuben again
New players who have no respect for the game as it used to be
New players who don't understand the community is a steaming pile of shit
New players who have only played the game for a few days insisting they could "make it better"
Bad game architecture ---> Lag
Old players who were insisting the community was shit back in November
Old players who complain about the community, then lone-wolf and never votekick or talk to anyone
Old players who use the rifle and complain about getting killed by an SMG
Old players who try to pretend they're old, when the game has only been around for a year (Reuben)
RoT
Reuben again
Rifle users who complain about all other weapons, but will stipulate the rifle is OP
Rifle users who complain about all other weapons, but don't complain about the changes in accuracy
Rifle users who pretend they're better than everyone else
Rifle users who are better than everyone else PXYC
Rifle users who are actually useless as teammates because they only lone wolf
Rifle users who will work in a team, but are useless, because they have rifles
Reuben again
Pixel "Art"
Not being able to votekick pixel "artists"
People who refer to their constructs as a "house"
Not being able to votekick the aforementioned
People who teamkill you for digging, then, when you votekick them, insist "you were griefing bro"
Clans in general (shout out IrishElf)
12 year olds starting clans
12 year olds who try to recruit for clans by saying "WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY CLAN!"
The other 12 year olds who see this, and ask the first 12 year old "Alguem BR???"
Blue being less ruthless than green (when did this happen >:( ?!)
People who build in gray blocks
Not being able to track the intel even when it's above ground
See-through walls when there is someone directly below you
GIF profile pictures
Clan signatures
Clans who have members who act like the average troll ([DELTA])
"Server Full" - THEN WHY DID THE CLIENT OPEN?!
Master Server based on uptime (no one cares about EU servers)
People asking Tai "Hey want to go get some Tai food?"
People asking Tai "Hey are you Chinese?"
People who don't know how to spell "Thai"
People who tell you it's too harsh to votekick someone for something
People who don't think griefers should be banned for life
People who don't think trolling is bannable
People who bury the intel
People who say "Alguem BR???"
BRs who refuse to host any games, but refuse to speak English on servers that do
Admins who use /kill privileges while playing the game (you know who you are)
People who build patterns on the map
People who still try to teamkill with the spade
People who name themselves "Ethos" (yes, even Ethos)
People who found the game through Ethos, then insist it's only popular because of Ethos
Votekick votes that are cancelled when the voter leaves the server
Building something huge, only to have the game end and the map switch
Servers with game times under an hour
Noobs who suck at the best maps (Hallway, Goonassault, Pinpoint) and insist on telling everyone about it
People who aren't noobs, but still suck at the best maps (Hallway, Goonassault, Pinpoint)
People who have never played a Gen-Map
CTF turning into TDM
People who complain about new game modes
Babel
People who bitch about camping
/Votekick Tai Reason: Aimbot (KDR: 0.50, 1 kill, 2 deaths)
People who are too stupid to find the forums (don't worry, they'll never know we hate them)
People who pretend to be good, but just lag too much to be hit (Anyone with over 200 Ping should be kicked)
People who excuse themselves from the above because "there's no servers where [they] live"
The phallic obsession among 90% of the playerbase
None of that demographic branching out into other dirty images
People who build useless crap at the end of the map because "we might need it"
People who camp areas that see 1 to 2 people pass by per hour
Server mods who make their occupation sound like Jesus's Crucifixion, but who actually don't do anything
People who insist on covering your tunnel in bright neon blocks, so "then everyone can find it"
Reuben again
People who hail an auto-updater like the second coming because they're too lazy to download a 5MB game
"When is this game going to be on Mac?"
"Alguem BR?"
"I'm a girl!"
"Pls there are kids her"
"He's not hacking, I'm playing with him"
"I'm from India" (Ping is 55ms)
"I'm actually from South Africa" (Ping is still 55ms)
"How I get hacks?"
Username: Chuck Norris
Username: Killer
Username: Sniper
Anyone bitching about $10 being too much money for the game, or who hasn't figured out prepaid credit cards
Anyone who insists they want "MOAR GUNZ" if they're going to fork over the monumental sum of $10
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Alguem BR?
Your turn, you write one;
/Votekick <Thing that needs to stop><Insert Reason Here>