King of the Hill

[ZaPhobos]

Forbidden.exe has been activated.


You also failed at it, so it formatted your hard drives.
You can no longer attempt the capture the hill.


Win.bat

[ThisFrickinSite]

i activate win.bat and it compiles your brain into a language you dont know so you can no longer use your source code to defend the hill from my small knife.

[ZaPhobos]

Oh no, you found my weakness, small knives!

*webs you to a wall*

Now let's cut off your fingers...

[Tin]

I use potatos, you die from plague. Mine

[ZaPhobos]

Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!




You die, my hill.

[MrMeow]

Due to ZaPhobo's robot nature I use an EMP rifle on him, ZaPhobo's being an earlier model doesn't have an EMP shield.

I hack turrets with EMP shields and turn the hill into a fortress.

[ZaPhobos]

Reboot... Energy has been restored, resuming functions.


I use an antimatter railed sniper cannon with 3 pounds of antimatter as the munition...

It only takes a pill sized bit of matter touching a pill sized bit of antimatter to cause a Hiroshima style explosion.



Goodbye.

I frikken love science.

[LJ123211]

Blocks explosion with fist...

Walk ups to the hill, pours gasoline on ZaPhobos head, rips of his arms, then his legs, lights him on fire, laughs in his face, pisses on him, laughs a bit more, waits for fire to go out, backhands him a few times, kicks him repeatedly, laughs more, keeps laughing, starts to choke, falls on ground, after a few minutes, gets back up, pours more gasoline on ZaPhobos, light him on fire again, then rolls him off the hill
-MY HILL

[ZaPhobos]

I preform an unspeakable act of humiliation upon the above guy.


May you never know what happened in that rainbow colored room as you screamed for mercy.


My hill.

[LJ123211]

Walk ups to the hill, pours gasoline on ZaPhobos head, rips of his arms, then his legs, lights him on fire, laughs in his face, pisses on him, laughs a bit more, waits for fire to go out, backhands him a few times, kicks him repeatedly, laughs more, keeps laughing, starts to choke, falls on ground, after a few minutes, gets back up, pours more gasoline on ZaPhobos, light him on fire again, then rolls him off the hill
-MY HILL

[ZaPhobos]

Chairmode activate!

*Boop*
You where pouring and pissing in the wind, so it got on you. Lolollollollololololollololololololoooll.

The hill has been destroyed by a black hole, the only things left are chairs. Or cahairs, whatever.




Nobody's hill. *Maniacal laughter at the sight of the destruction*

In addition, due to it being a black hole, it just kept sucking things in. Whatever planet the hill was on is destroyed, so I go to mars to claim a hill there.



It is now, a new game entirely.

[LJ123211]

Braiks out if cahir and snips yoo.

-MY MARS HILL

[ZaPhobos]

Takes bone saw and chops off your arms, puts them in a meat grinder, forces you to eat it, then makes you eat your vomit afterwards. I then shoot you in the kneecaps, cauterize where I shot you and chopped off your ad,s so you would live, then put you in a mars rover, lit that on fire, and pushed it off the hill into a vat of acid.



My space hill.

[LJ123211]

Come back from the vat of acid as a pretty pony and rips your limbs off, eats your head, then rapes you to death

My space hill

[ZaPhobos]

Wait.. Wut.


I hit you in the head with a pot of flowers, then Rick roll you.


Mine.