Kill the user above you

[MrMeow]

I kill Krooper with a .44 revolver.
Bullets can kill anyone.

[ZaPhobos]

Objective was to kill the user, and you did simply that.

I drive you mad with constant hallucinations, and you commit suicide.

[Krooper]

Krooper took ZaPhobos to The Black Site as prisoner for attemptin' to drive a CIA operative mad, simply cuz he can't do it.

[ZaPhobos]

Plasma cutter escapes mode is active, I cut open my cell and drill out, leaving behind a nasty thermite bomb the size of the room, and then detonate the whole site with antimatter machine guns. I love my life.

[Krooper]

Activate S*W*A*G mode. Krooper's chasing ZaPhobos down the Polish street in panic, for these are the last moments of the Earth's existence (thanks to Phobos' antimatter guns), preparing his plasma blaster meanwhile. I hate my life.

LOOK WHATCHA DID!!!

[ZaPhobos]

Credits roll...

[Krooper]

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills Krooper for telling me this is the end of the internet...

[razor10000]

razor10000 kills EssigGurkenFred (Pick) because I haven't killed him for a while.

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills razor10000 (Headshot) because you don´t ran away.

[Bozo]

Bozo kills EssigGurkenFred because I need forum posts :P

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills Bozo for needing forum posts.

[Krooper]

Krooper kills EssigGurkenFred with his plasma blaster while chasing ZaPhobos down the Polish street for thinking that this isn't The Last Page of the Internet (which it is).

[Benton]

/me attempts to kill this awful excuse for a game...

[Krooper]

Once again

NOTHING awaits you beyond

There will be NO PAGE 17!