CrazyPug's Randomness Page

[CrazyPug37]

This is a page where you can just put rendom messages a pictures (No highly inappropriate pictures, please) and compare them.

[LJ123211]

[SICKfudge]

This is a page where you can just put random messages and pictures (No highly inappropriate pictures please) and compare them.

[Fett316]

[Seal]

Ok, fett, this is a GENIOUS picture!

[Fett316]

[razor10000]

Battlefield Friends by hankandjed (lol, gonna transcribe a Youtube vid.)

Episode 1: First Flight

The squad gets into a Helicopter.

Recon, Engineer, Assualt: "Come on! Yeah! Let's go! Let's go!"
Support (Noob): "Alright guys, buckle up! Never done this before!"

Noob crashes helicopter.

Engineer: "Woah, Woah, Woah. What are you doin?"
"Is this your first time flying?"
Support (Noob): "Flying? Yes"
Engineer: "Ah, shit."
Support (Noob): "I'm flying!"
Recon: "No, no! Why are you flying?"
Support (Noob): "I'm flying!"
Assualt: "You're not alone here, you know that..."
Engineer: "You know, I can fly really good."
Assualt: "Yeah."
Engineer: "I got a high level on Helicopter."
Support (Noob): "I'm sure you are, but I have to learn this."
Assualt: "The fact we've been spinning for the last 30 seconds isn't, isn't, isn't-
Support (Noob): "Do you have to be somewhere?"
Recon: "Actually yeah, but we- it's, it's war..."
Support (Noob): "If we lose this one, there will be another one.

The Noob is looking calm.

Support (Noob): "I have to learn how to fly a helicopter."
Engineer: "Well, learn to fly. Well, ok. Give him a chance. Learn to fly."
Support (Noob): "Ok, so this is the guns."

The Noob starts to shoot.

Squad: "Well, yep, yep."
Engineer: "Yep, so you're firing the guns."
Support (Noob): "So, maybe I can just kill someone from here."
Engineer: "Uhh-"
Recon: "Not while spinning..."
"Especially this far away-"
Support (Noob): "No, I kill a lot of people by spinning."
"I kill everyone by spinning."
Assault: "You know everyone's just laughing right now, right?"
Support (Noob): "Or dieing."

A missile locks onto the helicopter.

Recon: "Oh no, actually someone- You hear that noise?"
Support (Noob): "What is that?"
Recon: "That means someone has locked onto us with a missile."
Assault: "Oh, congratulations!"

Missile hits the helicopter.

Recon: "Oh. There, we got hit."

The Noob mocks the Recon: "Oh. There, we got hit."

Support (Noob): "You know what you sound like? An asshole."
Recon: "No, I have to be an asshole 'cause you're just spinning here."
Support (Noob): "You don't have to be...""
Assault: "This is war! Man."
Support (Noob): "This is a game!"
Assault: "About war..."

The helicopter starts leaning forward.

Support: "Alright, I feel like the thing is front-heavy."
Assualt: "And I feel like you're a stupid noob..."
Engineer: "Are we, are we front-heavy?"
Support (Noob): "Are we tilting forward?"
Recon: "Oh no..."
Squad: Oh no, oh...
Engineer: "Oh shit!"
Squad: Ahhhhh, ah shit!

Helicopter crashes into the water. Squad ends up in the water.

Engineer: "Damn it! Who the-"
Recon: "You're kidding me!"
Engineer: "Why the hell?! The duck?!"
Support: "We're not fine?"
Recon: "You realise we're 3 miles away from any sorta- I'm gonna commit suicide."

Recon selects the Suicide option.

Engineer: "Yeah, I'm gonna commit suicide too."

Engineer selects the Suicide option.

Assault: "Yeah, me too. You have fun out here."
Squad: "Yeah."
Support: "Look, if y'all need a place to spawn, I'll be here-"

Blam!

Watch now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJgqc9h2jV4

[CrazyPug37]

Great pic Fett. Thats just what were looking for :D

[razor10000]

Battlefield Friends by hankandjed

Episode 2: Silent Sniper

The Recon is looking through the scope of his rifle.

Recon: "Alright, watch my six."
Assault: "Got your six."

The Assault's phone rings.

Assault: "Huh?"
"You hear that?"
Recon: "Huh?"
Assault: "Who's that?"
Recon: "Is that your phone?"
Assault: "Possibly, ah my phone. Okay, one second."

He picks up his phone: "Hello?"
"Yes sir."
"Yes sir, I'll be right- there sir..."

Recon: "What was that about?"
Assault: "Command call, something about the beta tests are back, or- something. I'll be back."
Recon: "Alright, I'll be here."

Assault walks away.

The Noob comes and starts frantically shooting at the tank.

Recon: "Huh? Stop!"
"Dude, dude, dude! What are you doin'?!"
Support (Noob): "What?"
Recon: "What are you doin'?"
Support (Noob): "I'm shootin' that tank over there."
Recon: "That gun is not gonna take out that tank-"
Support (Noob): "How do you know?"
Recon: "Because it's a tank. Listen, do you- do you have some sort of sidearm with a suppressor on it?"
Support (Noob): "Why are you whispering?"
Recon: "Because, I do not want to be heard or seen!"

Awkward silence.

Recon: "Anything?"
Support (Noob): "Um, like I have this gun with a suppresso-"
Recon: "Yes!"

The Noob pulls out a pistol with a suppressor and a functioning tactical light.

Recon: "Oh! No, no! Turn, turn the-"
Support (Noob): "Look at this!"
Recon: "No!"
Support (Noob): "Look how bright that is!"

The Noob shines the light at the Recon.

Recon: "Aghhhh!"
Support (Noob): "Look at it!"

The enemy tank notices the light.

Support (Noob): "I can see everwhere!"
Recon: "duck you man!"
"Dude, shut that light off!"
Support (Noob): "No, it doesn't go off. It-"
Recon: "It does! Press the up button!"
Support (Noob): "Up-"

The Noob turns the light off.

Support (Noob): "Wow, it does go off."
Recon: "Thank you, it's like Chinese New Year or something, come on. You kidding me?"

The Recon continues to look through his scope.

Support (Noob): "You know what the year is this year?"
"Is it Dog? Year of the Dog, I thin-"
Recon: "It's Year of the Shut The duck Up. Now listen, get down, get down..."
Support (Noob): "Okay, I like this."
Recon: "Alright. Right there, right there..."
Support (Noob): "What?"
Recon: "I spotted two."

He aims at the chest of an enemy soldier.

The Noob then throws an ammo pack in front of the Recon.

Support (Noob): "I also have ammo if you neede-"
Recon: "Ah~, shit! Come on!"
Support (Noob): "Like bullets, or grenades, or-"
Recon: "Are you serious!? You're gonna throw an ammo pack in front of my scope?!"
Support (Noob): "You might need it! You might nee-"
Recon: "Why don't you just drive a Jeep in front of my shit, huh?! Huh?!"
Support (Noob): "A Jeep?"
Recon: "Yeah, a Jeep. Oh, you know what? Just go!"
Support (Noob): "You want me ta- you want me to go?"
Recon: "Yes!"
Support (Noob): "You want me t-"
Recon: "Go~!"
Support (Noob): "I will, I'll go! I'll go get a Jeep!"

The Noob walks away.

The Assault comes back. His skin color appears to be black.

Assault: "What's up bro? I'm back."
Recon: "What was that all about?"
Assault: "I don't know."

Watch now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIe2Y-c-0FQ

[Seal]

[CoyoteMaster]

[xBURGERx]

[CrazyPug37]

Really, Coyote? That's very offensive to catholics, but I dont mind. (At least not TODAY!!! >:D hahaha.)

[CoyoteMaster]

I am Catholic, you crazy, or should I say insane, pug! It dosn't offend me and probably doesn,t offend most other Catholics!!!

This is what i think of CrazyPug
http://i.imgur.com/hbRQ1.jpg

[CrazyPug37]

I certainly LOVE the pic. I look so HANDSOME! We need a moderator here to kick this guy. The thing is, I'm Catholic too. It is OFFENSIVE. And InsanePug might be worth a try