I'm going to prison...

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

Dat title creeps me out.
Anyway, congrats on a new job!

[NestoFlo]

Congrats! Sounds like a nice, well paying job. Hope to still see you around, and good luck with moving :D

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

*Coughs* iCarly *Cough*

Lol said the same thing

[Frostified]

fuk da police.
Naw, I'm just kidding. Good luck Fett! :D

[Aomen7]

(insert soap joke here) XD

[Fett316]

I'm happy for ya. Some pieces of advice from an old pro.

Dont get caught in a riot, and don't die in a prison escape, and don't get tempted by millionaire inmates...

I wasn't kidding when I said that the population consisted of illegal immigrants... lol

Thank again, everyone!

[Paratrooper]

Good luck with your job!

Whatever you do, do NOT drop the soap. This would probably apply to the prisoners though. But just to be safe...

[ReubenMcHawk]

Haha, scared me for a second. Good luck, and don't be nobody's bitch!

[LJ123211]

Try not to sag your pants....
The prisoners might try to rape you.

[SueSakamoto]

Just try to avoid the orange Kool Aid.

[LJ123211]

Lol, I was just about to edit my post and put that in it. >.<

[CrisisFlarez]

Remember DDont let the prisoners get the keys

[Seal]

Ok. Can you release my uncle who is the #1 wanted person in the world? I'm sure he'll reward you greatly.

[Tex]

Don't drop the soap.

[Falcon]

GG Fett you rustled my Jimmies there for a sec.. Also
protip: Do NOT! Sag your pants... Unless you want surprisebuttsecks.
protip2: try to not get shanked by sharpened toothbrushes.

Anyways good luck!

[Bozo]

Lol, good luck I guess.