King of the Hill

by **EssigGurkenFred** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:00 pm

I kill you with my Magnum.

MY HILL.

by **MrMeow** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:07 pm

I keel you with mah piece o tape.

MAH HEEL!

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:06 am

WA-CHA-PA!

Headbutt you off the hill!

Mine!

by **MrMeow** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:23 am

I hit you with in the head with Stephano followed by Mr. Chair.

MY HILL!

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:00 pm

"I'm so pumped! YEEYUH!"

Piggeh is thrown at you, followed by jeniffer, an untrusted statue, a few BARRELS! A bro, and a skull.

by **MrMeow** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:02 pm

Hm, I beat the ever loving god out of you with a bunny.

MAH HEEL!

by **Ultrayoshi49** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:05 pm

I stab you in the back with a knife and adopt the bunny

MAH HELL!

by **Venator** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:31 pm

I kill all of you and kill myself after that

so noone gots the hill

PS: i set all the spawnpoints into a black hole

by **Ultrayoshi49** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:26 pm

I casually walk out of the black hole onto the hill

MAH HELL!

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:34 pm

I "surprise adopt" you and keep you safe in a cage.

My hill, after I shoot a second black hole into the black hole, destroying them both.

by **Ultrayoshi49** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:36 pm

I open the door of the cage because I'm not like a hamster and have thumbs. I then claw your face off.

MAH HEEL!

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:43 pm

I beat you to a pulp with a penguin, my hill.

by **MrMeow** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:47 pm

I unleash 250 MechaRaptors on you.
MAH HEEL!

by **ZaPhobos** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:43 am

I din't click the dragon cause he's not made of metal! Instead, I threw the egg at you!

My hill!

by **Venator** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:50 am

i just stab u
meh hillz