I'm going to prison...

[Fett316]

I'll be leaving in 10 days... to start my new job as a correctional officer :D

I'll be making a little over $20.00 an hour to start with. With my BA Degree though, I'll get bigger raises, the 1st comes after 3 months I believe.

I should still be around to harass the forums, provided the apartment I move into has decent internet.

So yeah, good times thread... or something!

[Carnage]

See ya there.

[Benton]

Can ya help me break out if I do end up in there? :D

[Talent]

Congrats! Just remember, it's very important that you don't take your work home with you :>

[Fleischgeruch]

You should probably change the topic to 'Going to prison to work'... The current one gave me the chills.
Well in any case good luck on your job, don't let those scumbags into Gotham City.

[USABxBOOYO]

You should probably change the topic to 'Going to prison to work'... The current one gave me the chills.

That's the point lol

[SICKfudge]

D: The fuzz!



Congrats on getting a job an all :)

[CraftDinur]

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

[Fett316]

Thanks everyone... I'm surprised by the lack of soap jokes, but that works!

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

CraftDinur confirmed for psychic racist; Then population is nearly 100% illegal immigrants. Is that why so many fit in the pants Dinur?!

[TheGeekZeke101]

Congrats! Sounds like a nice, well paying job. Hope to still see you around, and good luck with moving :D

Remember, if the prisoners decide to give you the gift of a massive pair of pants they're probably 20 prisoners inside the pants.

*Coughs* iCarly *Cough*

[CraftDinur]

*Coughs* iCarly *Cough*

lol you know it :P

[ChaosTLW]

*Coughs* iCarly *Cough*

wut?
Steve Jobs' bitches?

[Varun]

I'm happy for ya. Some pieces of advice from an old pro.

Dont get caught in a riot, and don't die in a prison escape, and don't get tempted by millionaire inmates and dont accidentally beat an inmate to death and then get sued, and don't swear at the warden, unless you are the warden, in which case you can swear at yourself although it would serve very little purpose and don't retire at an old age, then realise you have nothing but memories, an old folks home, old folks and a pension.

[corn99]

HOLY SHIT U SCARED ME. I was like HOLY **** how can someone in the AoS community be a criminal!!!!

[neblaz]

Not sure if i should be happy for you or sad