ZaPhobos wrote:YOU WILL NOT DIE!
Chuck Norris won the Nobel Peace Prize simply by taking a day off from killing
Somepony once tried to to shoot Chuck Norris. Another tried to stab him (R.I.P). Lesson to all: never bring a gun or knive to a roundhouse kick fight.
The Boston Red Sox used to be The White Sox until Chuck Norris beat them up until their socks were covered in blood
Chuck Norris has never killed a man with his kick, he disintegrates their molecular structure
Chuck Norris soaks his contacts in Pepper Spray.
>somepony
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