The War Game!

[ROFLMAO]

I shoot you 928310131 times with an AA-12
I take cover behind a stick

[Warhead88]

Blow the **** out of ur stick and shots u in za face. Hides in a remote location.

[DrSandwich]

Everyone with the exception of razor and Sandwich, has contracted malaria for not paying attention to the mosquito plague

[ZaPhobos]

I create a cure for malaria, inject myself with it, and throw the rest of the formula into a toilet.

I take a chainsaw to the DrSandwich's spine.

[razor10000]

Shields are down. Recharging...

I shoot ZaPhobos in the neck with my SV98.

[lolcano98789]

lolcano98789 destroys the device which is charging the shield, get my bow and arrow and shoot you in the knee.

[ZaPhobos]

FUS-RO-DAH!

Praise the lord!
****ing cool!
Oh my god!
Me gusta!

[MrMeow]

I kick down the door ZaPhobos is in and spray the room with a tommy gun.

I take cover behind a counter in a diner.

[ZaPhobos]

I throw a Molotov cocktail into the structure after dousing it with gasoline.

I walk away, this music being played as I walk away from the flames, I pull out two desert eagles and shoot anybody I see who is not already confirmed dead with swift, graceful motions in an epic, climatic way.

[MrMeow]

I run out of the Diner "Oh my god! That was close!" I pat the flames off of my suit and pull out my .45 pistol shooting you in the back of the head.

I take cover behind a General goods store.

[ZaPhobos]

However I, having a titanium plate in my head, sustain minimal damage from the bullet, only being knocked to the ground and dazed.

I use my tracking device and see you cowering in the corner as I approach, muttering "Y-y-your dead... this c-can't be..."

I then take my desert eagle and put it to your eye, and fire.

[MrMeow]

Luckily you hit my mechanical eye, Destroying it.

I grab a Tire Iron and start beating you until death takes you from this world.

I take cover in a apartment complex.

[ZaPhobos]

Thanks to me having a "get out of hell free" card, I just get back up, recovered from all wounds.


I go inside the apartment, and due to my level 101 charm, I urge you to commit suicide, and you do, killing you.
But I didn't have enough fun, negotiated with death to let you go, and then beat you to death with a baseball bat while you had a plastic bag over your head, satisfied that you died with significant pain, I leave your lifeless body and soon go to join the blue army.

[MrMeow]

As I lie there on the concrete staring up into the sky, I see everyone I've met and all that I have done. I accept my fate, As I close my eyes I hear a loud siren. I open them only to see paramedics staring down at me. They take me to the hospital where I begin to recover...

[ZaPhobos]

Unfortunately for you, I, being one of the paramedics left the morphine on, killing you.