GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[USABxBOOYO]

The best advice I can give you is not to listen to or take seriously the advice of people on the off-topic forums of a free-to-play sandbox FPS.

[Flospy]

The best advice I can give you is not to listen to or take seriously the advice of people on the off-topic forums of a free-to-play sandbox FPS.

Amen.

[ThisFrickinSite]

The first you gotta do is acquire a target. Once the target is acquired, approach slowly and cautiously. Talk with her from time to time. Convince her your her friend. Once you are her friend, you can begin making your move. Hang out with, talk with her, beat up guys who hit on her at the club, etc. Then, when you guys are at a party and you know nobody there, proceed to slowly get her drunk. Take shots, play beer pong, whatever floats your boat. Once shes at a dazed/tipsy state of drunkenness(she isn't blacked-out) reveal your feelings for her, kiss her, and duck her. The End

hahahahhahahahahaaha did you forget this advice is for a 16 year old?

I'm pretty sure a 16 year old is more than fully capable of doing the things said above. Where I live it is, at least.
Also, Thisfrickinsite, please consider employment of a spell checker. You made my eyes pop out of their sockets, took me hours to find them again.

yeah, im bad at typing and when ever i tell it to spell check my computer crashes and im too lazy to revise.

[Benton]

who needs women. Forever Alone.

[Falcon]

Why is this thread still alive....?

[Flospy]

Because I'm in it.

[KnightOfPC]

First, you gotta get a horse and the toughest, strongest armor out there, then you need to pull out Excalibur out of the damn boulder. Now, you need to wait for the girl to be in a cave guarded by a Dragon or something, or maybe she ends up at the top of some tower for some odd reason, I don't know. Save her, bring her back to the king, marry her, and you live happily ever after.

[MrMeow]

A hard sturdy punch to the arm will show her you are interested.
You're welcome!

[Venator]

Get a new friend called your right hand

[Flospy]

Get a new friend called your right hand

What if he's left handed?

[SICKfudge]

Jump of the school roof? That'll impress someone (maybe)

[mcsixto95]

Beat the shit out of her controlling ex-boyfriend who doesn't want to admit they're over. OR show her your dick. Either one could do the trick

[Varun]

Well, I'd have to agree with Falcon's first post, and I also agree with this-

The best advice I can give you is not to listen to or take seriously the advice of people on the off-topic forums of a free-to-play sandbox FPS.

^Golden

But yeah, I respect people, and people like and respect me too. I don't try to be a dirty little [insert whatever you think fits here] and everyone likes me. I'm a pretty shy and studious guy, who also likes a bit of sport, and I guess my even disposition and my general repectful behaviour towards others gets me far.

[Ultrasonic]

Never ever argue to them alone, you get pwnd (I learnt that the hard way XD).

[Varun]

They don't take no/yes/that doesn't make sense for an answer. Argue with them, and expect to lose