Disrupt A Wish!! :O

by **razor10000** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:57 am

Granted, it only carried your shit.

I wish for Jarate.

by **MrMeow** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:40 pm

Granted, but then it explodes all over you.

I wish I had an arsenal of explosive weaponry.

by **aceospades** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:02 pm

Granted, but the CIA confiscated it.
I wish Weird Al would have a free download of a song of his every few weeks.

by **wheelz** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:54 pm

Granted, but you first have to pay a signing up fee of $50 to avail of the offer
I wish i was a chick magnet.

by **MrMeow** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:33 pm

Granted, Chicks are now magnetic towards you. You must like Chickens.

I wish my computer didn't suck...

by **ZaPhobos** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:57 pm

Granted, it blows.

I WISH FOR A yach.

by **ChaosTLW** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:36 pm

Granted, but it is actually a KGB agent, so it flees with the Nuclear Launch Codes, and you just destroyed America :D

I wish for CHEESE S2 S2 S2!

by **ZaPhobos** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:40 pm

Granted. But it's just cheese.

I wish for an FN FAL.

by **razor10000** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:10 am

Granted, but it was in a kv6. file.

I wish for a Mosin-Nagant.

by **XxsnipahxX** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:55 pm

granted, but when you shoot it, bullet goes backwards and kills you.
I wish I had an unbreakable NASA graphic computer less than 500 dollars.

by **ZaPhobos** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:01 am

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a micro uzi

by **MrMeow** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:03 am

Granted, But my dad being the Uzi lover he is steals it.

I wish I had a loyal monkey companion.

by **ZaPhobos** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:06 am

Granted, but he is un-dead and falls apart shortly after you get him.

I wish for a fish.

by **MrMeow** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:08 am

Granted, But it can't swim.

I wish that I had... More RAM.

by **ZaPhobos** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:10 am

A horde of rams hits you.

THINE WISH IS GRANTED!

I wish for more wishes.