King of the Hill

by **ZaPhobos** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:20 pm

A large bumblebee begins stabbing them all, one by one.

All fall.

It lands only to reveal me with a crown atop it.

King of the hill and all bees.

by **SoapToDaChoppa** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:30 pm

*Uses a bee suit and a machine gun to rata-tat-tat Phobos*

My hill now. =w=

by **Tin** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:31 pm

Turtle invasion! Turtles eat everyone, I AM THE KING!

by **ZaPhobos** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:31 pm

You are escrivated by my fusion lance! MWAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

Mine.

by **Tin** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:32 pm

I throw closet at you. MINE.

by **ZaPhobos** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:33 pm

I karate chop it in half and round house you off the hill into a random hole with spikes.

Mine.

by **Tin** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:35 pm

I use medkit and I get out of the hole. I take lightbulbs, put them into your stomach and light them. You die. MINE

by **ZaPhobos** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:37 pm

I explode and regenerate.
You're riddled with holes.
My hill

by **Tin** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:39 pm

I use jelly butter and put it in your eyes, it comes into your brain and eats your neurons. MINE

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:33 am

I become a zombie!
(idk how it works)
And eat your face
Mine!

by **Tin** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:07 am

I throw H2SO4 acid at you, you die. MINE!

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:38 am

The acid splashes on you in your clumisness, You die!

Mine!

by **Tin** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:23 am

I take out my eyeballs and put them into your throat, you die from choking. MINE

by **ZaPhobos** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:24 am

You have no eyes!

You stumble into a bear and are now a pile of feathers.

by **Tin** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:28 am

You recieve b-day gift box. BOMB. MINE