GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[SoapToDaChoppa]

why are we writing here?

Now it's kinda just for lulz I guess, but if I DO see some really good advice I'd prolly give it a try actually.

[Rainb0wPenguin]

Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

I couldn't stop chuckling :3

after reading all the comments I realized something

Fett316 is old
Kodiak has a felony charge
Conduit doesn't have a girl
tGM is trying to get a girl
Zekey- shouldn't get a girl
Mchawk has 2much friendzones
Fleischgeruch -_-
Kanye is a beast
OreXinth i don't know him
usabxbooyo "girl" (dezz) is just his alter ego
falcon wishes he had one
Rainb0wPenguin is a girl and she is mine >:|
Heyjd has all the girls
Shadow is a beast


but the best way to get a girl is by watching every single season of How I met your Mother and learn

No.

[ElFizbanio]

My tips: Be nice to her and say stuff that makes her comfortable.

That's the way how to gain your mom's trust back.

[EpicDude133]

Hmmmm... maybe stop being a no-life and start looking out of the window? Joking.

[MediumShadow]

dude dont follow any of this crap you know the best advice is right here just get out and do something you love doing
you will find a girl through life man i never actually look they always come flocking...and dont be a try hard when talk to women or else youll just become tense. Remember its not hard to talk to girls you only make it hard by psyching yourself out and trying to figure out what to say. Just talk but not too much, be chill, calm and stuff no pick up lines(they are cheesey and women will call u a perv) and make sure u ask her stuff about herself, women like to hear themselves talk.(this is real man u ever talk to a girl on the phone they just go on and on and on).Any other advice let me know trust me im a love guru ive had many friends come to me for advice about females

[Conduit]

dude dont follow any of this crap you know the best advice is right here just get out and do something you love doing
you will find a girl through life man i never actually look they always come flocking...and dont be a try hard when talk to women or else youll just become tense. Remember its not hard to talk to girls you only make it hard by psyching yourself out and trying to figure out what to say. Just talk but not too much, be chill, calm and stuff no pick up lines(they are cheesey and women will call u a perv) and make sure u ask her stuff about herself, women like to hear themselves talk.(this is real man u ever talk to a girl on the phone they just go on and on and on).Any other advice let me know trust me im a love guru ive had many friends come to me for advice about females

Listen to him if you wanna be a 70 year old virgin who still thinks that Iceman is cooler then Maverick.
Trust me and follow my steps. Seriously.

[Flospy]

dude dont follow any of this crap you know the best advice is right here just get out and do something you love doing
you will find a girl through life man i never actually look they always come flocking...and dont be a try hard when talk to women or else youll just become tense. Remember its not hard to talk to girls you only make it hard by psyching yourself out and trying to figure out what to say. Just talk but not too much, be chill, calm and stuff no pick up lines(they are cheesey and women will call u a perv) and make sure u ask her stuff about herself, women like to hear themselves talk.(this is real man u ever talk to a girl on the phone they just go on and on and on).Any other advice let me know trust me im a love guru ive had many friends come to me for advice about females

Listen to him if you wanna be a 70 year old virgin who still thinks that Iceman is cooler then Maverick.
Trust me and follow my steps. Seriously.

Jerks jerk off. They get no girls to do it for them.
But Shadow's idea is just.. cheesy and up his own arse. In a way.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, LOVE DICK ♥

[Falcon]

Lawl, I can pick dem gurls up like dead seagulls. You'd be surprised. He asked for advice and I delivered. And it's Falcon not falcon =3. Yaaag? I sense a homophobic disturbance in the force.

[MediumShadow]

homophobic u should up the definition im not afraid of them im just stating who i think is yag lmao

[USABxBOOYO]

Lawl, I can pick dem gurls up like dead seagulls.

Dude I pick up bitches (female wolves. Don't get mad) like I pick up rabbits.

[Flospy]

Homophobic? You should look up the definition. I'm not afraid of them, I'm just stating who I think is gay, LMAO.

You keep that shit to yourself. You don't go around, see a burly man with a chihuahua, and say he's gay to his face. That's the sort of thing you keep quiet.

And I took the liberty of correcting your grammar and spelling in your reply. You're welcome.

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Dude I pick up bitches (female wolves. Don't get mad) like I pick up rabbits.

... Please tell me you did NOT just say that BOOYO. .____________.

[Flospy]

Dude I pick up bitches (female wolves. Don't get mad) like I pick up rabbits.

... Please tell me you did NOT just say that BOOYO. .____________.

I think he's taking it too far now.

[MediumShadow]

Homophobic? You should look up the definition. I'm not afraid of them, I'm just stating who I think is gay, LMAO.

You keep that shit to yourself. You don't go around, see a burly man with a chihuahua, and say he's gay to his face. That's the sort of thing you keep quiet.

And I took the liberty of correcting your grammar and spelling in your reply. You're welcome.

No I spelled it the way I spelled it on purpose yag is the what i said not gay

[Flospy]

Homophobic? You should look up the definition. I'm not afraid of them, I'm just stating who I think is gay, LMAO.

You keep that shit to yourself. You don't go around, see a burly man with a chihuahua, and say he's gay to his face. That's the sort of thing you keep quiet.

And I took the liberty of correcting your grammar and spelling in your reply. You're welcome.

No I spelled it the way I spelled it on purpose yag is the what i said not gay

I don't care. The rest was appalling and took twice as long to read.