GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[EldredChandler]

^LOL Zeke I think you're in trouble...

Nah, Zeke is just working his magic. Watch and learn my child.

[Shadow]

I just walk up to a nice lady and whisper in her ears, "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

The End

[NestoFlo]

Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

I couldn't stop chuckling :3

after reading all the comments I realized something

Fett316 is old
Kodiak has a felony charge
Conduit doesn't have a girl
tGM is trying to get a girl
Zekey- shouldn't get a girl
Mchawk has 2much friendzones
Fleischgeruch -_-
Kanye is a beast
OreXinth i don't know him
usabxbooyo "girl" (dezz) is just his alter ego
falcon wishes he had one
Rainb0wPenguin is a girl and she is mine >:|
Heyjd has all the girls
Shadow is a beast


but the best way to get a girl is by watching every single season of How I met your Mother and learn

[ElFizbanio]

Clearly the only way to get a female is to give 'em flowers and.....neigh
Womens like Kingdoms,conquer them a Kingdom.

[Conduit]

Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

I couldn't stop chuckling :3

after reading all the comments I realized something

Fett316 is old
Kodiak has a felony charge
Conduit doesn't have a girl
tGM is trying to get a girl
Zekey- shouldn't get a girl
Mchawk has 2much friendzones
Fleischgeruch -_-
Kanye is a beast
OreXinth i don't know him
usabxbooyo "girl" (dezz) is just his alter ego
falcon wishes he had one
Rainb0wPenguin is a girl and she is mine >:|
Heyjd has all the girls
Shadow is a beast


but the best way to get a girl is by watching every single season of How I met your Mother and learn

I'm a ladies man.
Just follow my steps, trust me.
They eat this shat up like its a mainstream fad.

[KomradeKorakoff]

I see people here needs some legitimate advice from the Korakoff.

[Fett316]

Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

I couldn't stop chuckling :3

after reading all the comments I realized something

Fett316 is old
Kodiak has a felony charge
Conduit doesn't have a girl
tGM is trying to get a girl
Zekey- shouldn't get a girl
Mchawk has 2much friendzones
Fleischgeruch -_-
Kanye is a beast
OreXinth i don't know him
usabxbooyo "girl" (dezz) is just his alter ego
falcon wishes he had one
Rainb0wPenguin is a girl and she is mine >:|
Heyjd has all the girls
Shadow is a beast


but the best way to get a girl is by watching every single season of How I met your Mother and learn

Old? That's not very nice. "Wise" or "Educated" or "Mature" would've sufficed, but old? I'm only 23 :( lol

If you like, you can refer to me as "Master", though. Yes, I like that. I like that alot.

[MediumShadow]

Act like a jerk.
Girls LOVE Jerks, because by dating a jerk they think he's got a super high self esteem, that makes them look good as well.
Also, treat her like dirt. Studies show that girls who are treated like nothing will often get more attached to the abuser.
In front of her friends, make up some fake sexual story about the two of you and complain about her '' assets ''.
Another thing, often threaten that your gonna ditch her for someone else. See, if you've got the jerk thing done already, shes into you, but if you threaten to leave her, she'll get more attached too you in fear of losing you.
Hope these expert tips help. :)

lol you watched family guy last night didn't you? but however the statement is very true but, u also need to stay relaxed and just be you dont think about what to say just talk...and no crappy pick up lines those are for nerds and pervs

[OreXinth]

Theres a 7 step plan to get woman:
1.Get some chloroform and a tissue
2.stalk after her till shes alone somewhere remote
3.press the chloroform contaminated tissue against her nose
4.get her to some save place (your basement,an old house in the woods)
5.have fun
6.if she wakes up repeat step 3
7.if you have enough of her and want something new get a meatwolf and yeah u should know what to do
8.if you want another one now repeat steps 1-6

like how u think but this is not about only sex he is trying to get a girl not have sex repetly with a sleepy girl but good tips

[OreXinth]

OreXinth i don't know him best thing u wrote LaL

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[MediumShadow]

Theres a 7 step plan to get woman:
1.Get some chloroform and a tissue
2.stalk after her till shes alone somewhere remote
3.press the chloroform contaminated tissue against her nose
4.get her to some save place (your basement,an old house in the woods)
5.have fun
6.if she wakes up repeat step 3
7.if you have enough of her and want something new get a meatwolf and yeah u should know what to do
8.if you want another one now repeat steps 1-6

like how u think but this is not about only sex he is trying to get a girl not have sex repetly with a sleepy girl but good tips

cough coughs stalker do not take this advice you will end up in jail with a guilt conscience

[demo123]

My tips: Be nice to her and say stuff that makes her comfortable.

[Venator]

Theres a 7 step plan to get woman:
1.Get some chloroform and a tissue
2.stalk after her till shes alone somewhere remote
3.press the chloroform contaminated tissue against her nose
4.get her to some save place (your basement,an old house in the woods)
5.have fun
6.if she wakes up repeat step 3
7.if you have enough of her and want something new get a meatwolf and yeah u should know what to do
8.if you want another one now repeat steps 1-6

like how u think but this is not about only sex he is trying to get a girl not have sex repetly with a sleepy girl but good tips

cough coughs stalker do not take this advice you will end up in jail with a guilt conscience

not if you get rid of the bodies

[MediumShadow]

Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

I couldn't stop chuckling :3

after reading all the comments I realized something

Fett316 is old
Kodiak has a felony charge
Conduit doesn't have a girl
tGM is trying to get a girl
Zekey- shouldn't get a girl
Mchawk has 2much friendzones
Fleischgeruch -_-
Kanye is a beast
OreXinth i don't know him
usabxbooyo "girl" (dezz) is just his alter ego
falcon wishes he had one
Rainb0wPenguin is a girl and she is mine >:|
Heyjd has all the girls
Shadow is a beast


but the best way to get a girl is by watching every single season of How I met your Mother and learn

lmao u know it bro :) also dont watch pronz because u will be tempted to play the skin flute and that makes ur lil winky small and ladies like meaty not winky lmao

ReubenMcHawk: Quoting this for truth.

But yeah, the way I wind up with so many women is because I typically try starting a friendship with a woman, then letting it escalate from there. Don't believe any of that "friend zone" /r9k/ garbage, being friends with a woman is the quickest way to develop a more meaningful relationship.

On the other hand, you have to make sure they're not conniving shrews who will replace you in the blink of an eye as well. ;_;

lmao friend zone friend zone thats all you will ever be..women like a man in charge not a soft pushover that showers them in compliments and call them princess and actually mean it. why do you think girls always get there heart broken? because they dont want a good man they want a bad ass

Kanye: Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

1 word yag (look at yag backwords lmao)

falcon: Truthfully, for me. I'm not even going to bother girls, when they get in your life they duck everything up. You grades, if you can play AoS regularly, which clan matches you can attend andvso on so forth. At least this is for me, I'll probably stay focused on my work and wait till like 10th grade to start getting serious. Even though girls are distracting (*cough* DD tight shirt girl *cough*) just don't bother. But that just like, my opinion man.

yaaag

Kristina: What I do is take control of the lady and be dominant. Calling them names, annoying them, bugging them, maybe even a little swearing, and ka-bam. Slapping their ass and such works too. Harassment works every time.

I mean, how did you think I got Daniella, Dezz, Salina, Rainb0w, Viper, Kanye and Doc?



Excuse me?

duh he said What I do is take control of the lady and be dominant. Calling them names, annoying them, bugging them, maybe even a little swearing, and ka-bam. Slapping their ass and such works too. Harassment works every time.
was that not clear enough? but not that harassment part thats just stipid lmao(go to jail for some women tail no sir ree bob

im not gonna quote anymore cuz lmao this is just ridiculous

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[OreXinth]

why are we writing here?