General Applejack's Epic Animals And Others Farm :V 1337 MLG

[GeneralApplejack]

                                                   /\ And_Kukelekuu's

Everyone liked my chicken grenade so i was all like
"Hey you guys let's make more chicken weapons :V!"
And everyone was like
"Your idea is great, you are great apple!"
And thats why you are here now. Welcome!

What is already done:
-Chicken Grenade
-Chicken Shotgun
-Chicken spade
-Chicken smg
-Chicken Cp and Intel
-Cowboy Repeater

Evil plans for future:
-Chicken semi
-Chicken player skin (lolwtf)


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So, first, my old chicken grenade.
1st person
3rd person
In download you can also find chicken sounds, made by kukelekuu!
Click for download!

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Now, something that everyone waited for! Chicken Spade!
1st person
3rd person
I will add sounds to download if kuke will make them :V
Click for download!

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Another new weapon! Shotgun! Rooster shotgun!
1st person
3rd person
Scope (Yea, i know it's not good, sorrey)
Sounds made by kukelekuu again!
Click for download!

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"We genetically engineerd chickens to produce eggs with shells as hard as metal and to lay up to thirty eggs a day. Sadly we are not god so now these chickens have an aproximate lifespan of 3 days. So grab yourself a couple of chickens, get on the battlefield and toss these chickens away once they stop laying their daily dose of eggs without feeling any remorse because they are in fact biological magazines for our new egg-smg!"
-Kukelekuu
Here comes the chick... Egg smg!
1st person
3rd person
Scope (its not THAT bad i think)
Click for download!

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I don't have only weapons! Here comes egg intel and hen-house-capture-point!
Egg intel
Hen House
Click for download!

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There are also weapons not made from animals! Cowboy repeater, Fallout New Vegas style!
1st and 3rd in one pic!
Scope
(God, i hate my scopes. You probably will use normal one :V)

Click for download!

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Aaand that's it for today! Chicken smg will come when kukeleku will make sounds!

Thank_you to luigibro, kratos, xXBarbasXx for posing and kukelekuu for original chicken and sounds.

[Luigibro]

I see what you did with the title. It's not funny my spacebar broke and I have to copypaste spaces. :U
At least I'm famous, being in the pics 'n' all.

[TheGeekZeke101]

Love your mods. Real funny :)

[Space101]

Everyone liked my chicken grenade so i was all like
"Hey you guys let's make more chicken weapons :V!"
And everyone was like
"Your idea is great, you are great apple!"
And thats why you are here now. Welcome!

Actually, it went like this.

Everyone "liked" my chicken grenade so i was all like
"Hey you guys let's make more chicken weapons :V!"
And everyone was like
"Your idea is stupid, you're dumb!"
And thats why you are here now. Welcome!

[GeneralApplejack]

Actually, you just lose one sex slave my friend.

At least I'm famous, being in the pics 'n' all.

Because you were the only one who wanted to pose for me :V

[Kukelekuu]

why did the chicken cross the road? to duck your shit up, son!

again i give you the rooster-shotty sounds until general edits the link in the thread.
EDIT: link is up above. what are you still reading this for? fool!

rooster shotty is waking you up, 'cause you don"t wanna be late for your own funeral, fool!

unleash the chikens!!!!!!!!!

space youre just jelly

[Kukelekuu]

the pic for the shotgun scope is still funny cause that dude you killed was trying real hard all night to become pro with the shotty.

[GeneralApplejack]

Added egg intel and hen house capture point! And sounds to shotgun!
If you have some idea how to make these better or what can i do or request or something, tell me! :V

[EssigGurkenFred]

awesome idea.

[Space101]

Why should I be jelly of my sex slave?

Also, you will never leave my side unless I say so.

[Kukelekuu]

Why should I be jelly of my sex slave?

Also, you will never leave my side unless I say so.

"AAAAH NOT IN MY NOSTRIL, YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Space101]

Why should I be jelly of my sex slave?

Also, you will never leave my side unless I say so.

"AAAAH NOT IN MY NOSTRIL, YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I have too many space tentacles, but isn't that what every secks slave wants?

[GeneralApplejack]

To make a quick refresh of my thread i made cowboy repeater from fallout new vegas! Scope is failed so much.
Chicken smg will come when kukelekuu will made these sounds. Or i will do them, dunno.

[GeneralApplejack]

Suddenly, kukelekuu made these sounds so i uploaded brand new, egg smg!
Now i can work on another rifle! Not chicken rifle! Ehehe!

[Ryan110]

*sees*
*instant download*

Looks great!