Survive the above users attack

by **razor10000** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:14 am

Defense: FUS RO DAH!

Attack: I pour 100 bowls of noodles with the soup still boiling on the user below.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:42 am

Defense: the soup cools in the air and all that happens is you feed me. Thx.

Attack: I pour 100 bowls of noodles with the soup still boiling from 2 inches away on the user below.

by **Fett316** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:09 am

ZaPhobos wrote:Defence: "You've turned off your targeting system, is something wrong?" 'Nuff said

Attack: Steampunk dragon

Wrong battle station. :D

ZaPhobos has died. (Super Laser)

by **SRL** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:07 am

Defense: Incinerate the steampunk dragon.

Attack: Stampede of fighting bulls on below poster.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:36 am

Defence: Running of the bulls!

Attack: Hell hounds

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:08 am

defense: i move to green land where they cant survive do to the cold.

Attack: i killed you and now your dead. i also threw your intestines at some passing cops, ate your face, and stuffed you and made a quadracopter or what ever those things are called out of you.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:00 am

Defence: Lolwut

Attack: Disembowelment with a SPOON.

by **razor10000** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:21 am

Defense: DENIED (lol)

Attack: Next poster will take an arrow to the knee.

by **SRL** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:23 am

Defense: I have steel knee guards on.

Attack: Next poster is subjected to death by cuccos. (teh chicken thingys from the Zelda series)

by **aceospades** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:14 pm

Defense: I just don't play Legend of Zelda! :D
Attack: A hobo belches at you.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:16 pm

Defence: Throw him into a wall, give him cash and breathmints before he belches

Attack: Force balance push!

Dragon translation: Fus ro DAH!

by **SRL** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:08 pm

Defense: Immunity to Skyrim memes.

Attack: 'Forever alone' angry mob in next poster's house.

by **razor10000** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:41 am

Defense: Successfully cheer them up.

Attack: Next poster is kidnapped by Pedobear.

by **aceospades** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:18 am

Defense: I kill it,(shrug) no big deal.
Attack: A redwood is falling at you.

by **Altoids** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:22 am

Defense: Incinerate Plasmid

Attack: I keel u

Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Re: Survive the above users attack

Who is online