King of the Hill

[AceofSpadesSniper]

First i snipe Ron Paul and the Delivery Guy Sandwich. I then summon ion storm that kills everybody that remains inside hill. I then turn the cannons to my side and put them along with shields that shoot ion rockets at people who get too close. I then put gigantic bullet proof windows to surround the hill (around it, on top of it, and underneath it), an electric fence, a field of motion sensing mines underground along with other explosives, and a sensor door that only responds to my fingerprint. Plus a bouncy pad that will send nukes back to the plane. It is also equipped with ion storms and missiles. I have Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, and every martial arts expert known to man as my sidekicks. There are also multiple wizards that will defend my hill and destroy those who survive when entering.
MY HILL!!!!!!! :D

like a boss!

Methinks no one can get in there, so idk how anyone got in there with spade and killed me.

[MrMeow]

I Pay a charming Hispanic male named Santiago, Santiago then joins in with your gang and becomes a member he then sets a reactor bomb killing everyone and irradiating the hill. I then pay some other guys to build a vault then proceed to live in that vault. I have the hill.

[AceofSpadesSniper]

I summon ion storm on hill, relocate then...

Find a new hill. I then put shields that shoot ion rockets at people who get too close. I then put gigantic bullet proof windows to surround the hill (around it, on top of it, and underneath it), an electric fence, a field of motion sensing mines underground along with other explosives, and a sensor door that only responds to my fingerprint. Plus a bouncy pad that will send nukes back to the plane. It is also equipped with ion storms and missiles. I have Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, and every martial arts expert known to man as my sidekicks. There are also multiple wizards that will defend my hill and destroy those who survive when entering. I also add a system to check if anyone has been sent from outside (*cough cough* torture *cough cough*).
MY HILL!!!!!!! :D

like a boss!

[MrMeow]

But what you did not know is that one of your wizards was originally a spy.
He then casts a spell that makes everyone but me and the hill implode.

[ugotpiez]

SILENCE.

I KEEL YOU.

[ThisFrickinSite]

i poop on you

[EssigGurkenFred]

I´ll take all respirators and you´ll die :D

MY HILL.

[AceofSpadesSniper]

Summons ion storm on all the hills in the world and makes all the Make-A-Hill kits explode.

NO ONE'S HILL!!!!!

[MrMeow]

I go back in time and stop you from destroying the hill with a spade.

[mrjaimejun]

i will take a spade to attack and ruin you.

[ugotpiez]

SILENCE.

I KEEL YOU.

[EssigGurkenFred]

I´ll correct your grammar fail (KEEL) you are depressiv... :D

MY HILL.

[AceofSpadesSniper]

Summons ion storm on all the hills in the world and makes all the Make-A-Hill kits explode. Then I have a wizard prevent anyone from coming back in time to stop me.

NO ONE'S HILL!!!!!

[aceospades]

I shake up a box of matches and throw them at you.

[EssigGurkenFred]

throw them back to you.

MY HILL.